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My self-summary
I like beer.
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: True Romance, Pump up the Volume, Idiocracy, Caddyshack, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Chasing Amy
TV: Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Parks and Rec, Six Feet Under, The Office, and Mr. Show
Music: Pearl Jam, Supersuckers, Crowbar, Pantera, and Pink Floyd
Books: Paddle Your Own Canoe, Dirty Jokes and Beer, Survivor
The six things I could never do without
1. My car: The Dallas transit can be pretty bad.
2. Arrested Development: My all time favorite show and I watch it a lot.
3. Netflix: It's awesome. enough said. Move along.
4. Beer: It's good, it's beer, it gets you drunk
5. Water: because I would die, not right away, but eventually and very soon after. I'm talking like a couple days tops.

That is it. I am only putting 5. I don't understand why they way six and I am boycotting against it. DAMN THE MAN!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
D.B. Cooper. Is he alive? Dead? Still waiting for someone to cut him down?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm in the service industry so... Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 10 toes... or do I?
You should message me if
Message me if you are bored and want to say hello. Maybe your friends are lame and you want someone awesome in your life to drink with.