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28 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
How in the hell am I suppose to fill out this self-summary thing and then proceed down and fill out the rest of this crap. Anywho here is what I came up with.

I am a basic guy. I like to laugh, watch TV, drink beer, and eat. I have been working at the same place for 6 years. I do enjoy i't. I've got my associates degree, and am trying to decide if I wanna go back to college.

I really don't know what else to put here. Are you bored? You wanna chat? Shoot me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
A little bit of everything and a lot of nothing, I tend to do things in life that are gonna me happy.
I’m really good at
Remembering useless facts about stuff nobody cares about. Making people laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time. Pretending like I know what I am talking about, when in reality I have no idea.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wonderful flowing beautiful hair that on average usually measure 1mm thick. The size of the blade I use to shave them.

In other words my bald head. It is on volunteer basis for now. Ask me again in 5 years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite things tend to jump around so I am going to stick withe the constants.

Music: Nothing new or recent. It's not that don't like it, its just that I don't know it. I don't listen to the radio that much. I tend to load up my CD changer and listen to those CDs for months. These are the 10 that have been in my CD Changer for over a year.

The Supersuckers, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Crowbar, Pantera, Hank III, Jerry Jeff Walker, Todd Snider, Down, and Violent Femmes.

Movies: Everything. I will watch anything and everything. You don't know if it's any good unless you give it a watch. Absolute Favorites though are True Romance, Pump up the Volume, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Idiogracy, various John Hughes films, Empire Records, and the Amateurs. There are a lot more.

TV: Same as movies, I will watch anything once. Favorites though: Arrested Development, The Office, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, Bobs Burgers, and Raising Hope.

Books: I tend to lean towards books written by or about comics, and the kinda strange. Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author will most everything he writes.
The six things I could never do without
The first one is very important every thing below is really in no particular order.
1. My car: Seriously the bus system in Dallas in my area sucks. It takes 45 minutes to get 5 miles.
2. Netflix: Really it's 2013 and you can't figure out why Netflix is awesome?
3. David Cross: He's just a funny guy
4. Clippers: I have been shaving my head for a very long time.
5. Band-Aids: I get a lot of cuts and scraps on my hands. I don't know how or why, but it always seems to happen.
6. Beer: It just makes things better. A ball game, a concert, after work, after dinner, during dinner, breakfast... you get the point.

On a side note why six? I had trouble coming up with two. I was so excited when I got two and then I realized I had to come up with four more. It was not a pleasant experience. I have yet to hear back from those in charge of this matter, but when I do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
D.B. Cooper. Is he alive? Dead? Still waiting for someone to cut him down?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually I work on Fridays, but come Saturdays WOW is that a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have only paid for a haircut once in the past 12 years. Random right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating