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28 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm awesome! Well awesome may not be the word, but I'm pretty damn good. I'm a simple person. I try to stay away from drama. I occasionally make inappropriate jokes. I don't take many pictures and I am much better to understand in person. I use a lot of hand movements and facial expressions to get my point across.

I like to brew my own beer as well as trying as many different beers as I can. I try not to buy the same beer twice. I want to try everything. I play some video games. I am not very good at them, but they are fun. I am horrible at bowling, alright at pool, and not to shabby at darts. Sometimes I can be very shy one on one, but usually when you get me in a group of people I tend to float around and meet as many people as I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A little bit of everything and a lot of nothing, I tend to do things in life that are gonna make me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering useless facts about stuff nobody cares about. Making people laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time. Pretending like I know what I am talking about, when in reality I have no idea.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimple. My lone single dimple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love movies and I will watch just about anything. The way I look at movies is if you refuse to see it how do you know you won't like it. I enjoy movies from The Breakfast Club, True Romance, Die hard, all the way to Loverboy. You know that Patrick Dempsey movie about pizza with extra anchovies.

I am absolutely obsessed with Arrested Development. In my world it's one of the greatest shows ever written. I also enjoy Parks and Rec, The Office, It's Always Sunny, Six Feet Under, Doctor Who, Bobs Burgers, and many many more.

Books and music I am not really picky on. I tend to try out a bunch of different things until I find something I like. I have had The Supersuckers in my CD player for almost 3 months now, and Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman has been on night stand for a year.

I like all food. I will always try anything once. I am not great at cooking thouh. I am a bad head chef, but a damn good prep and line cook. Tell me what to do and I will get it done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My car: The Dallas transit can be pretty bad.
2. Band-Aids: I don't really use them a lot, but I really should. I tend to cut myself on random objects without even noticing.
3. Netflix: It's awesome. Nuff said. Move along.
4. Beer: I enjoy the science behind brewing beer. I don't drink a lot, but it's nice to sit down with a craft beef and appreciate the time and effort put into brewing it.
5. Water: because I would die, not right away, but eventually and very soon after. I'm talking like a couple days tops.

That is it. I am only putting 5. I don't understand why they way six and I am boycotting against it. DAMN THE MAN!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
D.B. Cooper. Is he alive? Dead? Still waiting for someone to cut him down?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the hell there is to do. Anything from comedy clubs to the bar to sitting on the sofa and binge watching Archer on Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In the past 14 years the only time I ever paid for a haircut was for my brothers wedding. I usually shave it, so I had to grow it out for 5 months just so I could get it cut.
You should message me if
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You ever have had a thing for Santa Claus. If fat jolly guys who laugh a lot is what does it for you. Shoot me a message. Also if you wanna say hi.