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JoeAnnyong

28 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like beer. I play some video games. I am not very good at them, but they are fun. I am horrible at bowling, alright at pool, and not to shabby at darts. I occasionally make inappropriate jokes. I like to have fun and laugh. I do work full time so I spend a lot of my week there. When I am not there I am usually at home or at a bar. I don't really like clubs they are a little to loud and the only dance I know is the truffle shuffle.
What I’m doing with my life
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A little bit of everything and a lot of nothing, I tend to do things in life that are gonna make me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
EVERYTHING! Okay, not true but I am good at some things. Well not some maybe a couple.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimple. My lone single dimple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will usually watch, listen, or read anything I am not really picky. If you don't at least give someone a try you will never know if you truly don't like it. Anyway a few favorites.

Movies: True Romance, Pump up the Volume, Idiocracy, Caddyshack, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Chasing Amy
TV: Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Parks and Rec, Six Feet Under, The Office, and Mr. Show
Music: Pearl Jam, Supersuckers, Crowbar, Pantera, and Pink Floyd
Books: Paddle Your Own Canoe, Dirty Jokes and Beer, Survivor, Rules of Attraction

I like all food. I will always try anything once. I am not great at cooking though. I am a bad head chef, but a damn good prep and line cook. Tell me what to do and I will get it done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My car: The Dallas transit can be pretty bad.
2. Arrested Development: My all time favorite show and I watch it a lot.
3. Netflix: It's awesome. enough said. Move along.
4. Beer: It's good, it's beer, it gets you drunk
5. Water: because I would die, not right away, but eventually and very soon after. I'm talking like a couple days tops.

That is it. I am only putting 5. I don't understand why they way six and I am boycotting against it. DAMN THE MAN!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
D.B. Cooper. Is he alive? Dead? Still waiting for someone to cut him down?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the hell there is to do. Anything from comedy clubs to the bar to sitting on the sofa and binge watching Archer on Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 10 toes
You should message me if
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Message me if you are bored and want to say hello. Maybe your friends are lame and you want someone awesome in your life to drink with.

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