JoeCantDance
37 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I don't know what my spirit animal is, but I do know what my spirit song is. Well not exactly. It's whatever song is the exact opposite of "It's In The Way That You Use It" by Eric Clapton.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking whiskey and listening to podcasts. And sleeping and driving to work. Then I'm at work.
I’m really good at
Old School NES. Ordering wine in a restaurant. Talking about myself online. Making popcorn. Not the microwave garbage. Popcorn. Popped on a stove.
The first things people usually notice about me
My subtlety.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Magazines, TV, jazz, and food.
The six things I could never do without
Potato chips, oxygen, snack foods, the lever next to the drivers seat that opens the gas tank door (couldn't put gas in without it), middle eastern food, water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I need an around the way girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for an around the way girl with a New Edition Bobby Brown button on your sleeve.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I voted republican once. Just kidding, I am not really a fuckface.
You should message me if
You feel like messaging me. Or if you're a Friend of Tom.
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