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JoeCantDance

36 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't know what my spirit animal is, but I do know what my spirit song is. Well not exactly. It's whatever song is the exact opposite of "It's In The Way That You Use It" by Eric Clapton.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drinking whiskey and listening to podcasts. And sleeping and driving to work. Then I'm at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Old School NES. Ordering wine in a restaurant. Talking about myself online. Making popcorn. Not the microwave garbage. Popcorn. Popped on a stove.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My subtlety.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Magazines, TV, jazz, and food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Potato chips, oxygen, snack foods, the lever next to the drivers seat that opens the gas tank door (couldn't put gas in without it), middle eastern food, water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I need an around the way girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for an around the way girl with a New Edition Bobby Brown button on your sleeve.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I voted republican once. Just kidding, I am not really a fuckface.
You should message me if
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You feel like messaging me. Or if you're a Friend of Tom.