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Joeonabike

32 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Okay), Italian (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have no idea what to put here, which probably is no surprise to anyone who would read it. As it is, I work rather a lot and try to fit some fun stuff in around the edges. I'm getting better at it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a cabinet shop, which is nice because I enjoy the work and generally I like the clientele, and when I'm not working, I get to tinker with a couple motorcycles or go riding. Aside from that, I scheme about how I can get to have a garden again- the community garden thing just doesn't do it for me. Nonetheless, the simplest pleasures seem to be the best ones right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things, and making things work. I like working with my hands, which is good because it's something I'm good at. Wouldn't it suck to love doing something that I was no good at? For that matter, have you ever met someone who hates what they do, even though they're an expert? I've met him. He isn't happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea whatsoever. If it amuses you to think of it, as it does me, let's just throw in all the things that commercials tell us make for good impressions- my sparkling white shirts, my smooth and ultra-close shave, my precision swiss watch that lets everyone know I'm sophisticated and stinking rich?

for the record I don't wear a watch. I use my cell phone like everyone else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There are so many great artists, composers, and recordings. How to pick, especially for an omnivore like me? The music I've grown to love runs from Sibelius and Albinoni to flamenco, Thelonious Monk to T-bone Walker, Roots Manuva to Frank Zappa. It just has to turn me on, that's all.
Ever watch Father Ted? worth a look.
Thai food is fun. Indian too. Cafe Raj in Albany has a lovely Lamb Shai Khorma that is great for an evening watching sci-fi. Roti is a must for the sauce left over from the meat.
Movies.... Sound of Noise was awesome. I still love The Seventh Seal. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari was a chilling, great work. They aren't movies but I'm not above a Saturday morning lie-in with Ren/Stimpy or Spongebob and a bunch of cookies and milk every now and then...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dad's St. Anthony Medallion.
My razor.
Motorcycle.
Helmet. Are these really separate items?
Soap. I can work long, long days and get dirty and sweaty and that's just fine, but I need that at the end. Cleanliness is next to holiness...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do I keep my employees on the payroll.
Why are the Israelis and Palestinians so fuckrolled, and why are they content to keep using the same tools that haven't fixed the situation yet?
When do I get to go riding again and where?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly it's been a lot of work but lately I have gotten a couple Friday-afternoon rides in. I've also gotten to start chipping away at a couple good books. Talk about rock-star lifestyle, huh?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a Prince Albert ring. Yep, I said it. And no, it doesn't hurt anyone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you love travel, either by airplane to other countries, or by motorcycle to places that you thought were close but turn out to be far more remote and all the better for it-

If you love foreign language, dabbling or diving-in headlong-

If you love simple pleasures-

I think we'd get along quite nicely!