JoeDissolvo
30 Tampa, FL
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My self-summary
It seems like I can relate to way too many Nerf Herder songs.

I play bass in a crappy band that plays in crappy bars, and I love it.

I'm a media junkie. I watch tons of movies and I love watching horrible reality television. More times than not if im watching TV, I'm watching either some ABC reality trash ala Wife Swap, or 90's sitcom reruns. My film tastes are equally as sordid, as most of my guilty pleasures are 90's action cheese. The more one liners, the better.

I like to read, but its hard to find enough time. Audible has helped immensely. Listening to books still counts, right? Finishing the Game Of Thrones books over the course of a month was almost a full time job.

Im a bit of an adventurer. I love mini golf, go karts, and random attractions. I love exploring and finding hidden local treasures and oddities. I love road trips, theme parks, and I love going to random roadside attractions. If I could, I would just travel around and see all the weird roadside stuff the country has to offer.

To me, nothing is more important than passion. Im passionate about music, I'm passionate about life. Theres no point in living if you dont do everything you can to try to enjoy life. Passion to me is insanely attractive, as it shows a thirst for things. Doesnt matter if you're passionate about art, food, creating, as long as there's fire behind it, I can support it.
I’m really good at
Playing bass, being awesome, eating contests, listening, cuddling, drinking beers, making lists of stuff I'm good at, cooking, listening, finding things to do pretty much anywhere, falling down, turning situations awkward at the drop of a hat.
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends on where we meet. If it's at a show I'm playing - I'm horribly socially awkward, or that my underwear match my socks (true story). If it's just me out and about - my eyes, my laugh, my sense of humor, or one of my random t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could type this out, but it would take forever. I'm just going to list some of my favorites.

Books -
Dont Stand Too Close To A Naked Man - Tim Allen
Dirty Jokes and Beer - Drew Carey
King Dork - Frank Portman
If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
Fool - Christopher Moore

Movies -
Evil Dead
Galaxy Quest
Demolition Man
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Fanboys
Jurassic Park
Jingle All The Way

Shows -
The Drew Carey Show
Home Improvement
Mythbusters
Pawn Stars
Wife Swap

This is where it gets hard. This list could be so insanely long.
Music -
Teenage Bottlerocket
The Mr. T Experience
The Riptides
The Groovie Ghoulies
Chixdiggit!
Screeching Weasel
The Lillingtons
The Descendents
Nerf Herder

If it has three chords on one beat, I'll probably enjoy it.

Food -
Buffalo Wings
Dr Pepper
Buffalo Chicken
Dr Pepper
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Buffalo tofu bites

I just love food. I enjoy a lot of vegan/vegetarian stuff, and I'm used to eating gluten free. Pretty much if its tasty, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
My glasses
My phone
Dr. Pepper
Pants
Music
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to write in boxes asking me what I spend a lot of time thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing/enjoying a show.
Mini Golfing.
Bowling.
Adventuring.
Video gaming.
Napping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm insanely insecure about my body.
You should message me if
You're human.
You like star wars.
You like similar music.
You think I'm awesome.
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