Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It seems like I can relate to way too many Nerf Herder songs.
I play bass in a crappy band that plays in crappy bars, and I love
I'm a media junkie. I watch tons of movies and I love watching
horrible reality television. More times than not if im watching TV,
I'm watching either some ABC reality trash ala Wife Swap, or 90's
sitcom reruns. My film tastes are equally as sordid, as most of my
guilty pleasures are 90's action cheese. The more one liners, the
I like to read, but its hard to find enough time. Audible has
helped immensely. Listening to books still counts, right? Finishing
the Game Of Thrones books over the course of a month was almost a
full time job.
Im a bit of an adventurer. I love mini golf, go karts, and random
attractions. I love exploring and finding hidden local treasures
and oddities. I love road trips, theme parks, and I love going to
random roadside attractions. If I could, I would just travel around
and see all the weird roadside stuff the country has to
To me, nothing is more important than passion. Im passionate about
music, I'm passionate about life. Theres no point in living if you
dont do everything you can to try to enjoy life. Passion to me is
insanely attractive, as it shows a thirst for things. Doesnt matter
if you're passionate about art, food, creating, as long as there's
fire behind it, I can support it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass, being awesome, eating contests, listening, cuddling,
drinking beers, making lists of stuff I'm good at, cooking,
listening, finding things to do pretty much anywhere, falling down,
turning situations awkward at the drop of a hat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It depends on where we meet. If it's at a show I'm playing - I'm
horribly socially awkward, or that my underwear match my socks
(true story). If it's just me out and about - my eyes, my laugh, my
sense of humor, or one of my random t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could type this out, but it would take forever. I'm just going to
list some of my favorites.
Dont Stand Too Close To A Naked Man - Tim Allen
Dirty Jokes and Beer - Drew Carey
King Dork - Frank Portman
If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
Fool - Christopher Moore
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Jingle All The Way
The Drew Carey Show
This is where it gets hard. This list could be so insanely
The Mr. T Experience
The Groovie Ghoulies
If it has three chords on one beat, I'll probably enjoy it.
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Buffalo tofu bites
I just love food. I enjoy a lot of vegan/vegetarian stuff, and I'm
used to eating gluten free. Pretty much if its tasty, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write in boxes asking me what I spend a lot of time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing/enjoying a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm insanely insecure about my body.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like star wars.
You like similar music.
You think I'm awesome.
Who are you looking for?
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