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JoeDissolvo

29 Tampa, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–80
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It seems like I can relate to way too many Nerf Herder songs.

I play bass in a crappy band that plays in crappy bars, and I love it.

I'm a media junkie. I watch tons of movies and I love watching horrible reality television. More times than not if im watching TV, I'm watching either some ABC reality trash ala Wife Swap, or 90's sitcom reruns.

I like to read, but I rarely have the time to get involved in a good book any more. I love everything from Poe to Hemingway.

Im a bit of an adventurer. I love mini golf and go karts. I love exploring random places. I love road trips, theme parks, and I love going to random roadside attractions. If I could, I would just travel around and see all the weird roadside stuff the country has to offer.

Im pretty sure that sums up most of my main interests. Theres more to me, but thats the most important.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass, being awesome, eating contests, listening, cuddling, drinking beers, making lists of stuff I'm good at, cooking, falling down, turning situations awkward at the drop of a hat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It depends on where we meet. If it's at a show I'm playing - That I'm usually in some stage of undress, I'm drinking PBR like its going the way of the twinkie, or that my underwear match my socks (true story). If it's just me out and about - my eyes, my laugh, my sense of humor, or one of my random t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could literally type this out, but it would take forever. I'm just going to list some of my favorites.

Books -
Dont Stand Too Close To A Naked Man - Tim Allen
Dirty Jokes and Beer - Drew Carey
If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
Fool - Christopher Moore
Anything by Poe or Hemingway.

Movies -
Evil Dead
Galaxy Quest
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Fanboys
Jurassic Park
Jingle All The Way

Shows -
The Drew Carey Show
Home Improvement
Mythbusters
Pawn Stars
Wife Swap

This is where it gets hard. This list could be so insanely long.
Music -
Teenage Bottlerocket
The Vandals
The Riptides
The Groovie Ghoulies
Chixdiggit!
Screeching Weasel
The Riverdales
The Descendents
Nerf Herder

If it has three chords on one beat, I'll probably enjoy it.

Food -
Buffalo Wings
Dr Pepper
Buffalo Chicken
Dr Pepper
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Buffalo Wings
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
My phone
Dr. Pepper
Pants
Music
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write in boxes asking me what I spend a lot of time thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, drinking entirely too much beer, taking off my pants and dancing around like an idiot, passing out somewhere randomly. (Not an exaggeration.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm insanely insecure about my body.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're human.
You like star wars.
You like similar music.
You think I'm awesome.