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JoeHamster

32 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a professional creative. Which means I'm an artsy type. However, I work hard and make an honest living out of it. I am in the business of Animation/Motion Graphics and Video Games.

I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere-central-Pennsylvania. I have farm stories like being attacked by a rooster and kicked by a horse, fun times.

Because I'm always pushing pixels, I'm a hermit during the week, but once the weekend comes around I feel like a caged animal being released back into the wild.... like that opening scene to Jurassic Park ... "SHOOT HER, SHOOOOT HER"... yeah that one... are you still reading?
What I’m doing with my life
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I notice the amount of fucks I give about things is rapidly decreasing which is turning out to be fantastic. Working on really getting to know what I enjoy out of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm told I give a mean back massage, but don't speak chinese perfectly yet, so who knows what the hell they are saying.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have blue eyes and salt & pepper hair that seems to get a lot of attention.
Also..
my constant need of approval and self-acceptance, lazy eye and hook hand
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reddit is my source of entertainment and mind rotting.
I listen to this american life and the savage lovecast.
The Nerdist.

I don't read books as much as I probably should, but you wouldn't believe how many episodes of cops I've seen. Basically I'm incredibly cultured and well rounded.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crackers, Petting, Wheel, cage, drinking bottle, cedar chips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to terraform mars
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cracked out on coffee finishing an animation for a client who thinks it's all created in power point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At least %85 of this is bullshit
You should message me if
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Your looking for someone to get a drink with.

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