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JoeHamster

32 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a professional creative. Which means I'm an artsy type. However, I work hard and make an honest living out of it. I am in the business of Animation/Motion Graphics and Video Games.

I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere-central-Pennsylvania. I have farm stories like being attacked by a rooster and kicked by a horse, fun times.

Because I'm always pushing pixels, I'm a hermit during the week, but once the weekend comes around I feel like a caged animal being released back into the wild.... like that opening scene to Jurassic Park ... "SHOOT HER, SHOOOOT HER"... yeah that one... are you still reading?
What I’m doing with my life
I notice the amount of fucks I give about things is rapidly decreasing which is turning out to be fantastic. Working on really getting to know what I enjoy out of life.
I’m really good at
I'm told I give a mean back massage, but don't speak chinese perfectly yet, so who knows what the hell they are saying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have blue eyes and salt & pepper hair that seems to get a lot of attention.
Also..
my constant need of approval and self-acceptance, lazy eye and hook hand
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reddit is my source of entertainment and mind rotting.
I listen to this american life and the savage lovecast.
The Nerdist.

I don't read books as much as I probably should, but you wouldn't believe how many episodes of cops I've seen. Basically I'm incredibly cultured and well rounded.
The six things I could never do without
Crackers, Petting, Wheel, cage, drinking bottle, cedar chips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to terraform mars
On a typical Friday night I am
cracked out on coffee finishing an animation for a client who thinks it's all created in power point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At least %85 of this is bullshit
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Your looking for someone to get a drink with.

also

if you have a favorite dinosaur