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JoeHockey111

29 M Williamstown, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, first thing, IF your going to rate me, or like me, please message me lol. Isn't that why we are all here? Dont be shy lol.. 2nd, I'm new at this, so here it goes....

My name is Joe, I'm born and raised in williamstown. I live alone with me and my dog. I have a good relationship with my family, especially my parents. I'm a godfather, and an uncle of two beautiful nieces. I spend alot of my spare time watching hockey, or being a dork playing video games lol. I have a good sense of humor, I hate drama lol.... Ummm I dont know what else to say. Ask me anything you want to know....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? Living it I guess. My daily routine is I wake up, TV, go to the gym, shower, work, then hockey/tv til I sleep. Friends come and hang out whenever they want.

But if this question is supposed to be deep, what am I REALLY doing with my life? lol. Who the hell really knows. I'm going with the flow, hence why I'm here lol...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out online profiles and talking about myself like I have the Best. Life. Ever... Oh, and sarcasm.

I'm also really good at not knowing how tall I am. My entire life I thought i was 5'8" Just found out yesterday I'm 5'7"

I excel at getting tickets on the Berlin-Crosskeys Bypass.

I blow motors on $50,000 dollar cars like a boss. Ask me about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a beanie everywhere I go. Everywhere. I will take it off upon request though lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite shit huh? LOL..... Ok Favorite foods are Pizza, cheese steaks, and twix. For a bachelor, I'm a pretty damn good cook.

Favorite music, I like horrible 90s punk rock nobody else likes lol. I'm also stuck in the 70's. I like alot of dirty hippie music, and red mohawk music lol. I play guitar and bass, and miss playing in a band. WTB a drummer... But I like any and all music...

Favorite movies? Clerks 2, Ironman 1, Joe Dirt, The raid: Redemption, 300, Scarface, Dirty Work. If you know dumb and dumber, word for word, we will have a fun conversation lol. Ummm.... Comedies are my shit lol

TV shows? Anything on comedy central will do. Its always sunny in Philadelphia, The walking dead, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Lost, Wilfred, Arrested Development.. The Sopranos of course is the best tho. I also watch a crazy, borderline unhealthy amount of hockey lol...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My friends
3. My dog
4. My 55" TV and ps3 (lol sorry)
5. Obviously hockey
6. My family. Again. I see my dad as my best friend.
6. Coffee
6. 2nd cup of Coffee lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing really bothers me, if THATS what this question is supposed to get at. I try to live a drama and stress free life... But if I had to pick something, I probably think about how much I hate my job. But dont we all? hahah....

I also spend a bunch of time wishing I had 3000 dollars to get my racecar back on the road :( I miss my baby lol. It actually keeps me up on some nights, it sucks.. But if THATS all I got to complain about, than life is good.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working most friday nights, But I'm up for anything afterwords.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not yet... hahaha...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Duh, you should message me if you want to get to know me better. Oh, and Honesty isn't the best policy. It's the ONLY policy...