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I am CALLIPYGIAN, AN OSCULATOR, and A SESQUIPEDALIAN

JoeMama73

35 / m / straight / Single

Ladera Ranch, California, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 9" (1.75m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion

Sign Leo

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Rather Not Say

Income Rather not say

Kids N/A

Pets N/A

Languages English

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My self-summary

It's making me write a self summary huh? Well, I grew up in Ohio and went to college in Arizona and been in California about 6 years now...is that a long enough summary? Good - because I hate writing summaries

What I'm doing with my life

Trying to figure out what I would do for a Klondike bar! and how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

I'm really good at

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

Usually my eyes...because I have 2 of them... or because they are blue I guess

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose

I wrote a song once too, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

The six things I could never do without

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Sometimes I lay in bed at night, and look up at the millions and millions of stars and wonder.....what the hell happened to my roof!?

On a typical Friday night I am

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

"Private" looks a lot like "Pirate" when you write them out

You should message me if

If you like to laugh :-)

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