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JoeSongMan

33 M Grover Beach, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**Yeah you're on here, yeah I'm on here. But you know, it only takes one. I haven't found my one, and neither have you, so let's just keep trying. This may start on a computer, but in the end we're all just real people trying to find the best match for ourselves. That said, I do like to move into the "real world" as soon as possible, because that's the only way to really know anything.**

Okay, deep breath and on with the "blah blah yay I'm awesome and I hope you are too" section...

Honesty is extremely important to me. I believe the most important thing is to be a good person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I plan on finishing my Philosophy degree at Cal Poly starting Fall 2014. Yay, student life again! After that, maybe Business school, but I am open to inspiration...anybody wanna be my muse? ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a thinker. I am a decent writer. I keep thinking my destiny in life is to be a writer of some kind...songs, poems, books, magazine articles...I don't know. Also, I have discovered that I have very real potential for doing voice-overs. You know that "coming soon to a theater near you" voice guy? Yeah I can do that. And some others. I feel stupid for not pursuing that as a career.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As for my character, I enjoy philosophizing about the universe and the crazy stuff that happens in our world. I have a thing for the English language, but the poor lass is constantly abused by an ever-increasing multitude of ignorant half-wits. Also, she confuses the hell out of me sometimes. Like, why did a major portion of the words that should have ended in -able decide to be spelled "ible"? For instance, capable/predictable/comfortable vs sensible/audible/compatible. What is going on here? And who ever decided to create a hugely popular font (Arial) in which a capital "I" looks the same as a lower case "L"? Thankfully, it is not this font. And thankfully, I haven't let all these thoughts drive me crazy yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Douglas Adams, he's my hero. East of Eden blows my mind. Water for Elephants is a great story. Mark Haddon, Bill Bryson, J.R.R. Tolkien...

Movies: Forrest Gump, The Godfather I and II, The Lord of the Rings, Lonesome Dove, The Big Lebowski, V For Vendetta, Moonrise Kingdom, Meet Joe Black, Dances With Wolves, Spanglish, As Good As It Gets, Matrix Trilogy, Memento, Bandits, American Beauty, Stranger Than Fiction, Big Fish, Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, Finding Forrester, The Bourne Identity, A River Runs Through It, Braveheart...I could keep going...

TV Shows: Modern Family, 30 Rock, Community, The Mentalist, Amazing Race, How I Met Your Mother, Human Target (how do you cancel this show and leave something like Chuck running all those seasons?), Firefly (how do you cancel THIS show and let ANY other show keep running??), Friends, Seinfeld...how far back should I go?

As for music...okay, this is a pretty important category for me. I used like country music the best: Garth Brooks, George Strait, Brad Paisley, Don Williams, Randy Travis, Diamond Rio, Alison Krauss, Gary Allan, Keith Urban, and on and on and on...but recently the genre has been bugging me. It's like everyone is having an identity/authenticity crisis, and so they have to overly invoke the most cliched country themes, like barns and drinking "lite" beer and being from a small town and all that, instead of just singing songs about life and love, and having the proper voices and instrumentation to make the song be country. So I have found myself listening to very little country these days. Beyond that I'm also a huge fan of Elton John, The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, James Galway, Jason Mraz, David Wilcox, The Avett Brothers, Mark Knopfler, Nat King Cole, Jack Johnson, Gordon Lightfoot, Cara Dillon, Chris Gaines, Van Morrison, Jimmy Buffett, Keb' Mo', Andrea Bocelli, Norah Jones, Fiona Apple and even a little Eminem sometimes.

Food, hmm. I don't care a lot about food, but I am pretty critical when I do. I like pasta. I love a good steak. And pickles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, tennis, my computer, my guitar, my capacity to see with my brain, certain TV shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have decided that since:
1. I am upset that all the good exclamations are affiliated with religion, e.g., "By God!," "Damn!," "Go to Hell!," "Jesus Christ!," etc., and
2. There is, actually, no literal god-type, sentient, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent force out there, and
3. The internet, like every single god to have ever been thought to exist, was created by humans and IS the closest thing in existence to a sentient, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent force, and
4. I strive for greater accuracy in all things,
5. The internet should henceforth be referred to as "God." So when I am curious about some random bit of information, I can say, "I'll go ask God." And then I google it. Consequently, I have replaced the word "God" with the word "Google" in my expressions. Furthermore, one can also replace the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" with "Google Chrome!" I think it works out swell, phonetically.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, I work a lot of nights. If I am lucky I am watching live music which doesn't make me wish I were back at home listening to better music. If I am lucky I am having a good drink and good conversation with good friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shower naked.

Okay, fine. Real thing? I absolutely love the show So You Think You Can Dance. I just think it's brilliant and beautiful. Okay?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am highly attracted to intelligence, sweetness, dependability, honesty, reasonableness, musicality and creativity. Please understand that, in the end, physical attractiveness is also important. It would be ridiculous of me to pretend it's not. And I should point out I am not religious, and am never going to be.

This is the 21st century. Women are allowed to initiate first contact with men. Seriously, don't be afraid. If I don't respond, I don't respond. No big deal.

"And even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya honey,
And everything will bring a chain of love.
And in the morning when I rise, you bring a tear of joy to my eyes,
And tell me everything is gonna be alright."
--Kenny Loggins (Danny's Song)