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JoeTheAnimal71

36 Roseville, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty uncomplicated. Good friends + good food + good music = good times.

I'm a videographer by day and a stand-up comedian by night. I still coach High School and semi-pro sports. I'm not a total party boy, but we will have fun together.

I'm no rocket scientist, but I'm not even close to being the dullest tool in the shed, either. I always have a smile on my face and enjoy great times with friends new and old.

Every so often, I like to throw some stuff in the back of my truck and go on road trips to nowhere in particular (no set plans, just $ in my pocket, a Coleman stove, camping gear, and clothes). Exploring is good for the soul. As a member of the Couch Surfing movement, I can go anywhere and hang with interestinng people no matter where it is. Next time I go, I'd like to have someone riding along.

I am a member of the Couch Surfing Movement (a worldwide social network for travelers). As such, I offer assistance, advice, and the occasional tour of the area to out-of-town visitors. You meet all sorts of fascinating people that way! The Detroit CS Club puts on an annual "couch crash" called Detroit Camp City, and I hold down the fort at headquarters.

In case you're an astrology buff:
I was born on the "cusp" of Scorpio and Sagittarius (three minutes to midnight on November 22nd). This site doesn't allow for that kind of info.

Yes, I can cook. Maybe if you ask real nice, I'll fix up some of my boneless grilled chicken or a spot of jambalaya. Who knows? We may even go to a Couch Surfing potluck. Those are always a blast.

I am unconventional, intense, and passionate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I retired from semi-professional football in 2012. I played for the thrill of it. Now, I coach/film high school and semi-pro sports to fill the void. It's great to have a legion of teenagers that worship you. Helping these kids reach their potential is a huge part of my life.

The past few years have been fairly productive with video projects, helping visitors to Detroit through Couch Surfing, and working up at the high school with the football, hockey, and basketball coaches. Winter is usually my ultra-busy season, but I'm always down to hang out when I can.

I'm looking to make a career change soon to facilitate those changes. Getting trained in Information Technology at Focus: Hope's ITC. IT's going great! If you know anyone that needs a "hand-up" to self-sufficiency, this is the place.

Every Sunday night, my friends and I perform stand-up comedy at the Mix Theater in Ypsilanti @ 8 N. Washington (corner of Michigan and Washington, right behind The Mix Clothing Store) at 8PM. It's a solid way to cap off your weekend without breaking the bank. http://www.emergentarts.com/

http://www.facebook.com/joetheanimal71
Yahoo IM: Goodmanintown
AIM: joetheanimal71
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My red hair (when I have it. I shave my head in the spring/summer), my burly physique, and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(Just to name a few)
Books(A):
Eat to Win: The Sports Nutrition Bible, Wicked French for the Traveler by Howard Tomb, You Can Run, But You Can't Hide by Dog Chapman, Hitless Wonder by Joe Oestreich

Movies(B):
National Lampoon's Animal House, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, Austin Powers series, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clue, The Replacements, old Marx Bros. and Three Stooges flix.

Music(C):
It depends on my mood. One day, I'll be listening to blues, the next day, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Motorhead, the day after that might be Louis Prima, John Mellencamp, the list goes on...

Bob Seger, Stevie Ray Vaughan, KISS, Ted Nugent, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, old-school Metallica (before they got rid of Jason Newstead), The Ramones, Iggy Pop, MC5, Aerosmith, AC/DC, small acts like Watershed out of Columbus, Ohio, Overloaded out of Detroit, Broadzilla (local), lots of local stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*My camcorder
*My computer
*My phone
*My bowling ball
*My truck
*The knowledge I gained from my time in Scouts (I'm an Eagle)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no "typical" Friday night for me. It's always different. However...

Working, shooting game footage for my coaching staff (football in Fall, basketball and hockey in Winter), going out to see performances of bands that I'm friends with, comedy clubs, middle eastern restaurants, or theater. Occasionally, I'll be giving a "surfer" a night tour.

During weekends, I'm usually filming or acting as a non-skating official for roller derby bouts. The third Sunday of every month is the Detroit CS Club's monthly potluck, although I've put those on the back burner in favor of comedy class/open mic nights in Ypsilanti. You can hear a smile in that room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a picture of blues legend, John Lee Hooker, hanging on my bedroom wall.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you're looking to increase the amount of fun you have in life. I can get pretty creative.

It depends on the night. Tigers Games, Torch With a Twist variety show, karaoke, comedy, or a live band. The activity doesn't matter as much as my company. I love getting out to new out of the way spots, maybe you could show me yours....or we could get really creative and go to A2 for some people watching. The possibilities are endless with the right people.

I come with a 30-minute guarantee. If you're not satisfied within 30 minutes of talking to me, you can go back to the boring douchebags you were dealing with before. But remember, it's a limited time offer.

Life's a journey. Don't miss the bus. ;)