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JoeWashU

30 Naperville, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: Recently, someone brought to my attention that my profile probably is not constructed in a way most conducive to attracting females, unless she is a sports crazed nut. My response: This is who I am. If you would prefer a bunch of BS that might be found more attractive as opposed to the honest truth, then most female profiles I read about wanting to find an "honest, drama-free" guy are all BS.

I'm 30, living in the Western Burbs of Chicago. I live with 3 roommates in a Townhouse. I drive a Toyota Tacoma X-Runner 6-Speed Manual Transmission Pickup. I have a steady job working for a large telecommunications company. And in my free time I tend to follow sports (Big Bears, Cubs, and 'Hawks fan). Anything else, feel free to drop a line.

Also if anyone is just looking for a hang-out friend to go out to the bars in the DuPage/Kane/Will County area, feel free as well to shout out this way.

I enjoy playing with my Techie toys, at least some of the time. If that makes me a bit of a geeky nerd, so be it

I spend a little bit of time frequenting local sports bars, enjoying the setting & the sports & the food

I am self sufficient, busy with work, and insightful
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now, working for a large telecommunications company as an installer.

I try to enjoy myself with my (often limited) free time, by either going out to the local bar scene or staying in and watching TV or surfin the net.

I will say that I often work 50-60 hour weeks, and many times that free time is need for rest & recovery more than going out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
helping people out, learning new things. Right now I guess my trade so to speak is wiring up houses.

I'm also a pretty good problem solver -- just have to think it through, see the end, and figure out how to get there (that skill comes in quite handy as an installer).

I am pretty good at making some tasty steak or burgers or chicken fresh of the grill. The patio pal is a necessity. Which reminds me, need to get down to Jewel to stock up :P.

I also play a mean game of Euchre, assuming I have a partner that knows the game & knows how to play. I won't say I win every game I play (there is a fair amount of chance & luck involved), but I win more games than I lose. And I enjoy other Card & Board games as well. There is something more human & fun about Card/Board games as opposed to Video Games -- I think it is the Social aspect of human interaction =).
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm tall (~6'5) and decently large (~275 lbs). Sometimes people are a little shocked at the fact I can be gentlemanly when necessary, and at other times, be your "Average Joe" too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Clancy Novels, Dune

Movies: Action/Adventure Flicks, Comic Book Movies, SciFi films, Mystery/Thriller movies

TV Shows: Linear TV: Gotham, Bar Rescue, Game of Thrones, Vikings. Otherwise, the Netflix subscription does well, that and regular televised sporting events

Music: 80s Rock, and lately more modern "pop" so to speak -- but that is only because I enjoy proper use of the synthesizer, and pop music has been once again picking up on that trend

Food: I eat whatever fails to eat me first
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer, Diet Soda, Women, Pay Check, Internet, Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Cubbies WILL WIN the World Series in 2015. I saw it in a movie! THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! REALLY THIS TIME!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, usually sleeping. Sounds sad, but I work long hours on Friday & Saturday, with a 8 AM start (which means getting up ~7ish). So yeah, I sound like an old man, but probably sleeping...

That being said, should I have a good incentive to go out on a Friday night for a Social engagement of some sort, the energy most certainly can be found =)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried the night the Cubs farted away their chance to win the NL pennant & get to the World Series in 2003. And the ensuing 2 weeks, I was in a miserably foul mood. And much beer was consumed in sorrow. It was very depressing.
You should message me if
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If any of this peaks your interest. And heck, even if none of it does, just message me. It is not like we're wasting trees or other precious resources.

To steal from Nike, "Just Do It"