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JoeZucchi

26 M Granite Falls, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Constant existential crisis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
mostly cooking. Trying to attain unattainable things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Playing Music. Reading. Poker. Spelling. Grammar. Making people laugh. Being Italian and awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have absolutely no idea.
I honestly give no fucks what people think about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Klosterman, Bourdain, Bouloud, Vonnegut, Capote
Mostly cookbooks, true crime, rock n roll autobiographies...

Natural Born Killers, American Psycho, Party Monster, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights

Punk, Rock N Roll, Hardcore, Doom
Iggy Pop, Refused, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, Earth, Boris, Sleep, KillRockStars, K Records, Plan-it X

Pop Punk is a huge guilty pleasure of mine, except Im not guilty.
So I guess its just...a pleasure of mine?

Arrested Development, Eastbound, Seinfeld, Black Books(if you haven't heard of it, go watch it!) TedTalks

Well Im Italian and an Italian chef as well, so I obviously think it's the best. But I also really like Mexican, Vietnamese(banh mi, pho, fuck yes), sushi, charcuterie, cheese...the list could go on. I like eating almost anything as long as its made with skill and love. Except beets. I hate beets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar
Books
Camels
Travel
Knives
The ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Recipes. Boobz. Guitar. Money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
(crickets chirping)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a huge R. Kelly fan.

I drink/eat/smoke too much. Really a sickening disregard for the human body that will, one day, catch up with me in horrendous and debilitating ways.

"When I'm lying in my bed at night, I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me."-Morrissey
You should message me if
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You are a risk taker.
A booty shaker.
An orgasm faker.
A cookie baker.
A dream maker.