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Joe_Devola

26 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live uptown. I'm in grad school studying history. I work at a museum. I really enjoy skateboarding in spite of my feeble right ankle. I feel like I should add more exclamation points to my profile to spice it up. !!!
What I’m doing with my life
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Graying on the sides, museum development on that 9-5, researching and writing about the history of this marvelous city, spraining my ankle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rooting for teams that usually disappoint (Knicks, Mets, Jets, Democratic Party).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Great head of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harpo Speaks!, Groucho and Me, E.L. Doctorow, Budd Schulberg, Philip Roth, Edith Wharton, Joseph Mitchell, Low Life, The Power Broker, etc.

Boogie Nights, The Producers, Goodfellas, The Big Lebowski, Sleeper, Rosemary's Baby, The Godfather Part II, Duck Soup, big budget 80s and 90s action flicks

Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Simpsons (with a pre-tenth season or so stipulation), OG Law & Order, Hoops

Mingus, Miles, Monk, Satch, Ella, Duke, Pavement, Jawbreaker, Descendents, Redman, Tribe, Beatnuts, all sorts of other tunes.

Pastrami on rye with some brown mustard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My skateboard, public transportation, tunes, the homies, laughs, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who has Jerry Orbach's eyes?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't swim.
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