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22 M Long Beach, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Swedish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've always believed in taking a different approach. Everyone fills this bad boy out with the regular "I'm this I'm that. I do this". I put a little different twist on it!
My entire profile is movie quotes. While odd, it actually describes me. May the smartest woman survive!

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.."

"...My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi..."

"That's all I have to say about that."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"
"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
"Show me the money!"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"...Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man."
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll finish this one later ;P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Bring the dog, I love animals. I'm a great cook."
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
"Well, nobody's perfect."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

"You can't handle the truth!"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."