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44 M Norwich, UK

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Yesterday – 1:47pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here to explore the juicy side of being human. We haven't got long so let's get started. Be open minded, but no so your brains fall out. Experience not necessary, curiousity essential and I have no preference about what you look like. Fancy seeing if we click and can find amazing ways to have mind expanding sex?

I am one part this, two parts that, and soon to be nothing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to encounter submissive women and for us both to be completely exhausted 48 hours later. I like it even better when we're still spending time together years later
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning from my many mistakes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I don't care much about my appearance, though good hygiene always matters

When I go swimming folk stare at my nipples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not going to be reading any books with you, nor am I going to take you to the movies.

“I am not interested in talking about ideas. I am interested in the application of them to your life.”
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
trees, wet grass, intricate clouds, strong rope, condoms and a bottle of lube.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I should put an Oxford coma near the end of the previous list
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no interest in pornography
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–64
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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there's a grand piano about to fall on my head, and don't delay

You have a complex sexuality you'd be prepared to discuss with me

you know of a special tree you'd like to share with me

Find and read the 'Ok Trends' blog on the desktop site. If that interests you then there's a good chance we would get on