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45 Norwich, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-64
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Smartarse insecure jerk hoping to have cake and eat it

Middle age, middle class mildly perverted force of nature

I am one part this, two parts that, and soon to be nothing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning from my many mistakes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That you can never judge a book by its cover
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not going to be reading any books with you, nor am I going to take you to the movies.

“I am not interested in talking about ideas. I am interested in the application of them to your life.”
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
trees, wet grass, intricate clouds, strong rope, condoms and a bottle of lube.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I should put an Oxford coma near the end of the previous list
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not interested in pornography
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
there's a grand piano about to fall on my head

You're not convinced that life-long monogamy is desirable

you know of a special tree you'd like to share with me

Find and read the 'Ok Trends' blog on the desktop site. If that interests you then there's a good chance we would get on