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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 29
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm about to play a gig with with my gypsy jazz group right now. I'm not really sure why I picked this moment to update this thing. Did you know Michael Bay is making the new Ninja Turtles movie? Did you know he casted Megan Fox as April O'Neil? Why does he have to continuously ruin things that I loved from my childhood. Damn you Michael Bay!!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
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I tour/play with bands and artists that hire me. I teach guitar lessons. I am a music teacher...also, I'm Batman
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The guitar/music theory/jazz/watching family guy/getting late night tacos/playing with dogs/eating entire packages of cookie dough
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not a zombie...until I die and then come back to life...then the first thing you might notice is the fact that I am a zombie
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Loved the harry potter novels. I Love Stephan King. I'm currently reading Eragon. I pretty much read anything with magic and creatures when I can. Love any and all horror movies. Cabin in the woods blew my mind. I love stoner cartoons like family guy, the simpsons ect. My life is music so I like all of it. Love love Mexican,Chinese, Indian, Tai, pizza....mmmm Cookies. Definitely cookies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gordon Freeman, Booker Dewitt, Chell, Joel, Ellie, Isaac Clarke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex in the champaign room
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a gig or video games. Hopefully both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I ate play-doh as a kid. I still like the taste.
You should message me if
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Sex. Drugs. Zombies. Vampires. Dinobots. Fuck you. Taco Bell. Adventure Time. In your dreams creep.