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Joegetter

32 Claymont, DE Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I realized my dating problem. I was sold on the whole Hollywood story, so this has to turn out epic if it's going to work in any fashion whatsoever. One to tell the ages. So. Let the story begin.

Seeking: one enchantress

Disclaimer: you should probably run away, unless you say the same to other people, or they say you seem like you are from another planet or some such.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best.

Stuntin.

Havin a Hell of a Time.

For Peace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things and other things.

Words flow well when they rhyme sometimes

I am a serious business-man, I swear

I swear a lot, and I am trying to stop
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No longer just giving away my secrets. Feel free to ask tho.

I enjoy my taste. Refined, not necessarily picky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How honest do you want me to be here?

How perfect this moment is if I let it be.

I don't really spend time thinking about that...but I just thought about that. When I think about it, I kinda ruin it.

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZH5iU7TlgY

How to help other people. Like, really help them. And what I'm going to eat next. And who is the right person to go grab a meal with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not looking for love. Not that I dont have my best attention to share- but I am not looking for the ONE right now.

I mean, thats when u can get snuck up on, but right now what I AM looking for is some non attachment.

If it can be non attached genuine affection... Go from there. Let's see... But it has to start w that surrender of expectations.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel we're a match.

You are moved by an eternal feminity and aren't afraid to relish in that and share that space, but also enjoy getting down and dirty n taking the ride with your man.

You have something amazing to tell me.

Oh and especially if u r the good kind of nervous...

Cuz, I may have checked out your profile and been too nervous to message you- and maybe I just wanted to wait till I saw you saw me first...but I mean, it's OK if you say HI before I say HI, I already saw you...

And maybe especially if your momma would be proud.

And last but certainly not least- if you want to have group sex with me and 10 other women of your choosing - you are in charge, and we won't tell our moms.

Or if you want to be one of the other 10 women that gets gently and lovingly used - or even take turns as each role - in which case we really won't tell our moms...if that sounds like you, holla atcha boy.

And that last one is no joke. We can certainly all keep busy and I promise no one leaves dissapointed.

Hey, you only live once...