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Joegetter

33 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
lalala

Welcome to my underground lair...

I am currently seeking one enchantress

we can skip all the rest if u really are one such, and want to come roll me a blunt.

Disclaimer: if you are trying to find a fixer upper - a dude to apply all your awesome self-help yoga knowledge on so then you will be perfect together - please love yourself and then maybe we can talk - I ain't your dude - I am happy.

my lawyer tells me i should delete this profile, but worst case scenario, it'll just give him more work.

follow me on instagram: atjordanepstein
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a hell of a time - for peace and love and well, for the hell of it. A platonic girlfriend of mine told me to tell you I'm a professional artist and a business man, as these things are impressive to the ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No longer just giving away my secrets. Feel free to ask tho.

I will say, if I can feel the heart in it, I usually love it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How honest do you want me to be here?

How perfect this moment is if I let it be.

I don't really spend time thinking about that...but I just thought about that. When I thinks about it, I kinda ruins it.

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZH5iU7TlgY

How i can do better than the last day. How to help other people. Like, really help them. And what I'm going to eat next. how can i say that last thing better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
it has to start w that surrender of expectations
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel we're a match.

You are moved by an eternal femininity and aren't afraid to relish in that and share that space, but also enjoy getting down and dirty n taking that ride with your man.

You have something amazing to tell me.

And maybe especially if your momma would be proud.

Oh, and I used to be almost exclusively into white chicks - but then I realized that I wasn't even white, myself (Jew by blood, Black by soul) and kinda at the same time I started working on being less of a bigot and whatnot - so with time, and as I became an MC and improved my swag - I realized that most white chicks feel uncomfortable around my authenticity and try to find fault rather than enjoy themselves with me - but anyway - I really don't discriminate - but most likely you're ethnic or not a basic, vapid, materialistic white chick.

and that's half a joke. lighten up ;)

last but not least, if i ddn't scare you off n you still have any desire to hollar, then congratulations, you're either amazing or crazy, or hopefully both