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Joegetter

32 Santa Monica, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Goddamnit I realized my dating problem. I'm a romantic. So, this has to turn out epic if it's going to work in any fashion whatsoever. One to tell the ages. So. Let the story begin.

Seeking: one enchantress .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Planning, thinking and overthinking. Letting go of my mind and just being. Body awareness. Silliness, expressing my emotions, awkward endings...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Steppenwolf, Jitterbug Perfume, The Yoga Sutras, the Glassbead Game, Brothers Karamazov, Cloud Atlas, Lamb, 100 Years of Solitude, Dharma Bums . . .

Movies: Spirited away, V for Vendetta, Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, Willy Wonka, Princess Bride, I Heart Huckabees, Waking Life, Back to the Future, The Dark Knight, Best in Show, Life is Beautiful . . .

Desert island list:

1. Yellow Sub (The Beatles) (and yes, I know the songs are found elsewhere...I love the love trip here, and all the gems burried in songs and i don't want to argue here, or really about anything unless it's just flirting- then i'm always game, as far as appropriate for the circumstance, or just a tad further-of course.)
2. Songs for Wandering Souls (Dave Douglas)
3. American Beauty (Grateful Dead)
4. Jagged Little Pill (Alanis)
5. Natural Mystic : Legend Lives On (Bob Marley)
6. Blood On the Tracks [w/ It's Alright Ma at the end to fill space] (Dylan)
7. Light Green Leaves (Little Wings)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How perfect this moment is if I let it be.

I don't really spend time thinking about that...but I just thought about that. When I think about it, I kinda ruin it.

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZH5iU7TlgY

How to help other people. Like, really help them. And what I'm going to eat next. And who is the right person to go grab a meal with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not looking for love. Not that I dont have my best attention to share- but I am not looking for the ONE right now.

I mean, thats when u can get snuck up on, but right now what I AM looking for is some non attachment.

If it can be non attached genuine affection... Go from there. Let's see... But it has to start w that surrender of expectations.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel we're a match.

You are moved by an internal feminity and aren't afraid to relish in that and share that space, but also enjoy getting down and dirty n taking the ride with your man.

You have something amazing to tell me.

Oh and especially if u r the good kind of nervous...

Cuz, I may have checked out your profile and been too nervous to message you- and maybe I just wanted to wait till I saw you saw me first...but I mean, it's OK if you say HI before I say HI, I already saw you...

And maybe especially if your momma would be proud

And last but certainly not least- if you want to have group sex with me and 10 other women of your choosing - you are in charge, and we won't tell our moms.

Or if you want to be one of the other 10 women that gets gently and lovingly used - or even take turns in each role- in which case we really won't tell your mom...if that sounds like you, holla atcha boy.

And that last one is no joke. We can certainly all keep busy and I promise no one leaves dissapointed.

Hey, you only live once