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Joegetter

33 Loleta, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
lalala - hey is this thing on?

Welcome to my underground lair...

I am currently seeking one enchantress - a woman who truly deserves to be treated like a Queen. And I don't mean because she demands it, but because of the example she sets in the world and how she treats puppies and small children.

we can skip all the rest if u truly are one such, and want to come roll me a blunt.

Disclaimer: if you are looking to find a fixer upper - a dude to apply your immense self-help yoga knowledge on so that then you will be perfect together - let's love ourselves enough to find the right match and not go round trying to change other people. I love myself, practice daily, and am not looking for my woman to do anything but love me and to have fun with me and confide in me and whatnot.

oh- i've figured out the whole hard to get game, and it doesn't work on me anymore. if you're interested, make sure you show it or i'll be moving on.

if curious of my shenanigans: follow me on instagram: atjordanepstein
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a hell of a time - for peace and love and well, for the hell of it. A platonic girlfriend of mine told me to tell you I'm an artist and a business man, as these things are impressive to the ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
if I can feel the heart in it, I usually love it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How honest do you want me to be here?

How perfect this moment be if I let it.

I don't really spend time thinking about that...but I just thought about i
it. When I think bout it, I kinda ruin it.

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZH5iU7TlgY

How i can do better than the last day. How to help other people. Like, really help them. And what I'm going to eat next. also rhythms and flows and wordplay and society and my role in it and transmuting pain and conquering fear with love and creating a story book of a life- and a lot about my emotions and what lesson they are teaching me for the present moment - in terms of what i need to do or say or learn or ... to be more centered - if we're being honest here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
it has to start w that surrender of expectations
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel we're a match.

You are moved by an eternal femininity and aren't afraid to relish in that and share that space, but also enjoy getting down and dirty n taking that ride with your man.

You have something amazing to tell me.

And maybe especially if your momma would be proud.