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  • Ages 20-35
  • Located anywhere
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
High school
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Work, sleep, hate.
I’m really good at
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Describing myself with YouTube links.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Miserable and opinionated (pls don't judge), but equally charming and witty...somehow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My Name is Elmo, Jack Kerouac, Jean-Paul Sartre, Anthony Burgess, Hubert Selby Jr, Henry David Thoreau, Sylvia Plath, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, H.P Lovecraft.
Leos Carax, David Lynch, Wes Anderson, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Jean-Luc Godard, Park Chan-Wook, Francis Ford Coppola, Sofia Coppola, Woody Allen, Robert Bresson, Gaspar Noé, John Hughes, Terry Gilliam, Steve McQueen, Terrence Malick, Jacques Audiard, Michelangelo Antonioni, Nicolas Winding Refn, Ridley Scott, Richard Linklater, Jim Jarmusch, Akira Kurosawa, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Orson Welles, Fritz Lang, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Béla Tarr, Agnès Varda, Dardenne brothers.
I have a soft spot for seriously bad 80's action and horror films.

The Sopranos and Twin Peaks above all.
Due South, Californication, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Simpsons, MST3K, Brass Eye, Monkey Dust, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, The Wire, Quantum Leap, Bored To Death, Snuff Box.

Grouper, The Replacements, Lightning Bolt, John Coltrane, New Order, Arthur Russell, Sun Kil Moon, Mac Demarco, Andy Stott, Battles, Talking Heads, MBV, Oneohtrix Point Never, Death Grips, Shabazz Palaces, Polvo, Iceage, Killing Joke, Holly Herndon, Jessica Pratt, Gil Scott-Heron, Arca, Converge, Chelsea Wolfe, Grimes, Xiu Xiu, Flying Lotus, Lil B, R. Stevie Moore, Cloud Nothings, Fugazi, Deftones, Deafheaven, La Dispute, Dean Blunt, Future Islands, Protomartyr, Julianna Barwick, High On Fire, Down, Jam City, Fuck Buttons, Botch, J Dilla.

I like music. Please talk to me about music.

All of the foods, I like all of the foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lost in Translation
Yankee Candle
Ice Hockey
Jazzy dreams

Original, I know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking on the moon and crying to the best of Crowded House.
You should message me if
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You dance like David Byrne.

If you want the Twin Peaks soundtrack to be playing in the background during every conversation/message we share. (Let's just talk about Twin Peaks)

You'd like to swap mixtapes, cute drawings, sickly love notes and stuff.