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Joeisfine

23 Birmingham, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Education
High school
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Miserable, ginger beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My Name is Elmo, Jack Kerouac, Jean-Paul Sartre, Anthony Burgess, Hubert Selby Jr, Henry David Thoreau, Sylvia Plath, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, H.P Lovecraft.

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Leos Carax, David Lynch, Wes Anderson, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Jean-Luc Godard, Park Chan-Wook, Francis Ford Coppola, Sofia Coppola, Woody Allen, Robert Bresson, Gaspar Noé, John Hughes, Terry Gilliam, Steve McQueen, Terrence Malick, Jacques Audiard, Michelangelo Antonioni, Nicolas Winding Refn, Ridley Scott, Richard Linklater, Jim Jarmusch, Akira Kurosawa, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Orson Welles, Fritz Lang, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Béla Tarr, Agnès Varda, Dardenne brothers.
I also adore shitty 80's horrors.

The Sopranos.
Due South, Californication, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Twin Peaks, The Simpsons, MST3K, Brass Eye, Monkey Dust, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, The Wire, Quantum Leap, Bored To Death, Snuff Box.

Grouper, My Bloody Valentine, Arthur Russell, Cave In, Sun Kil Moon, Flying Lotus, William Basinski, Fuck Buttons, Deftones, Deafheaven, The Smiths, The Replacements, Aphex Twin, Andy Stott, Failure, Oneohtrix Point Never, Drive Like Jehu, DJ Rashad, Lightning Bolt, Les Savy Fav, Forest Swords, Battles, Sebadoh, Peter Gabriel, Burial, Mac Demarco, Dinosaur Jr, Primus, High on Fire, Tim Hecker, La Dispute, Angel Olsen, Clams Casino, Caribou, James Ferraro, Bauhaus, Devo, Refused, Slint, Chelsea Wolfe, Django Reinhardt, Slowdive, Perfect Pussy, Viet Cong, Protomartyr, Actress, Hot Chip, Beach House, Blood Orange, Julie Byrne, Julia Holter, Julianna Barwick, Pharmakon, Gang of Four, Broadcast, PJ Harvey, ANAMAI, Kode9, Ben Frost, BBNG, John Coltrane, Black Flag, Television, Holy Other, oOoOO, Shlohmo, Death Grips, Purity Ring, Ride, Evian Christ, Dean Blunt, DFA1979, Sonic Youth, Polvo, Julia Holter, HEALTH, Converge, Dillinger Escape Plan, How to Dress Well, Laurel Halo, FKA twigs, The Jesus And Mary Chain, The Antlers, Cloud Nothings, Glassjaw, Every Time I Die, Down, The Mars Volta, Isis, Pelican, Slayer, Killing Joke, Faith No More, Arca, Clark, Feist, Melvins, Azalea Banks, Peaches, Salem, Smashing Pumpkins, Iceage, Pissed Jeans, Explosions In The Sky, Depeche Mode, Danny Brown, Lil B, MF DOOM, J Dilla, Autechre, Squarepusher.

All of the foods, I like all of the foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Cinnamon sticks
Lost in Translation
Yankee Candles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking on the moon and crying to the best of Crowded House.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Graves over Danzig.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm hoping to travel across the West Coast of America in 2016, want to meet cool people along the way *hint*. Or a penpal would be, like, cool.

If you want the Twin Peaks soundtrack to be playing in the background during every conversation/message we share. (Let's just talk about Twin Peaks)

You'd like to swap mixtapes, cute drawings, sickly love notes and shit.