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Joeiwithani

23 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hey hi there how you doin? names Joei. 5'11, brown eyes, dark hair. lots of facial hair. my goals in life are undefined. i hope one day i might be something i always wanted to be once upon a time. i smoke, curse, drink, and act a fool, but i know when the stakes are high to keep my cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workin for the man on a graveyard shift
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
makingg you laugh
blowing smoke rings.
thinking outside the bun
freestyling.
eating with my eyes closed
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The face rugs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bookers
Stephen king stuff, Crime and punishment, Running with Scissors, Catcher and the Rye, Heart of Darkness...
Pulp fiction is the greatest work of cinema (imo)
Dawn of the Dead, Twin warriors, Scott pilgrim, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Due date, Liar Liar, Jackass,
Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, hackers, Clerks, Harold and Kumar, fight club, Beetlejuice, fear and loathing in las Vegas

Music is Passion.
Amy Winehouse, Anthony Green, Aphex Twin, Arctic Monkeys, ABRB, Audioslave, Bob dylan, Buckethead, BMTH, Bun B, Chiodos, Circa Survive, Citizen Cope, Ratatat, Daft Punk, MF DOOM!!!!, DJ Screw, Dr. Dre, Drake, Eminem, Gorillaz, Finch, Foo Fighters, Jay-z, John Mayer, Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Lil Wayne, Major Lazor, Matisyahu, Meriwether, No doubt, OFWGKTA, Say Anything, Soundgarden, Steve Vai, Sublime, Tenacious D, The Aquabats, The Black keys, The Devil Wears Prada, Human Abstract, The Kooks, The View, Rise Against, UGK, Peachcake, Z-ro.

"Idiot Box"
Family Guy, Simpsons, Big Bang Theory, All that shit on NBC Thursday night comedy, The Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, That 70's Show, Home Improvement, All that, Cosby Show, One piece Wildboyz, Jackass,

As far as food goes, i balance my Health Pyramid. :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
information
sublimation
hydration
Plumation
Stimulation
Reincarnation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How young you can die from old age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Living
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
You should message me if
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Someone is holding a gun to your head