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Joel012

23 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tall, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.
Tall, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.
Tall, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.
Hi, I'm Carlos Flores of Carlos Flores' Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Warehouse and Emporium.
Due to a gut-busting divorce, limited people skills, and significant prodding from my therapist, I am currently seeking online companionship as a tall, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.
And I would love to attempt to convert my heavily embellished Internet profile and carefully airbrushed, out-of-date photo, into a night of physical intimacy with you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying to become a firefighter for LA County.
Bartending
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking
Breathing
Spinning in a circle really fast without getting dizzy.
Fighting Germans.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"This guy, I like him."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The catcher in the rye.. great story..
Cats Cradle
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
The divine comedy

Movies:
Fight club
Pink Floyds the wall
V for vendetta
Strange wilderness
And any old school slasher film

Music: SKA ROCKABILLY ROCK N ROLL and anything that sounds like a bunch of robots having sex
Queens of the stone age!!!
Eagles of death metal
Sublime
Tool
Kid kudi
Kanye west
BB king
Stray cats
...too much more to mention.

Food:
Italian
Chinese
Mexican
German
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen
Pomade
Showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Patriots

Boots and pants
Boots and pants
Boots and pants
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends
Bartending
Playing a gig
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a a pocket full of sunshine
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your name has a vowel. (Or one of those reverse Russian 'R's')