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Joel404a

32 / M / straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
—
Languages
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am Sarcastic, Mechanical, and Funny.

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My Self-Summary

I really don't like to try and describe myself nor do I think I'm any good at it. I'm A sarcastic fun loving guy that likes to joke around alot. I can find humor in about any situation. I work to hard, so I play hard. Traveling is number one on my to do list right now, even though I have some projects around the house that should probably come first, oh well. When life throws lemons at me I'll make lemonade, add some mint and rum, then share it with you. :)

What I’m doing with my life

Who knows, I guess it depends on what hour of the day it is. Mostly I'm working or thinking of a way to work less and make more money. I have a good career, but I'm the kind of person who is never satisfied with my career and I'm always looking to make it better. Oh, and looking for an intelligent, confident, fun loving woman that's as beautiful on the inside as the outside. Not to much to ask, right? :)

I’m really good at

Fixing anything and everything. I get a little ocd about it though. I'll fix anything from the tv to the car to the air conditioner, and I will be obsessed until it's fixed. Cooking is also something I'm good at, and no it's not just me who thinks so. All of my friends come running when I say I'm going to cook something. Right now I'm even building a wood burning pizza oven in my back yard. Oh so I'm good at building stuff too. Well I guess I'm good at anything I put my mind to, except spelling. Whoops that made me sound like a cocky asshole.

The first things people usually notice about me

Hard to answer this yourself but, from what I hear my size, I guess. I have wide shoulders and my friends say I'm a little intimidating.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Never could really enjoy a book, my mind is to busy to focus on a book.

Movies, there is to many to remember, off the top of my head....Bram Strokers Dracula, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Platoon, Dazed And Confused, Heat, Point Break, Kill Bill Fight Club, Death Proof...... TV: Dexter, True Blood, Entourage, Nurse Jakie, Weeds, and I'm a Food Network junkie.

Music, I pretty much like it all, not so much with the country, but I'll listen for awhile without complaining.

Food, oh god this list could go on for days. I love all food. Especially if there is bacon involved.

The six things I could never do without

1. water, to drink, to swim in, to ride on, to slide on, to wash in.......
2. Something fast to drive
3. My wakeboard
4. My snowboard
5. Music, just about any kind
6. Tattoos, who doesn't need a little more ink.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Perpetual motion, alternate power sources, bacon, Mexico.

On a typical Friday night I am

Trying to get off of work early enough to go have fun.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a sucker for girls with big eyes and tattoos.

You should message me if

You don't suck. Your a person that loves life and wants someone to share it with.

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