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JoelTurt

35 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sweet stuff. I've received four messages. Is that normal?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeing how long I can hold it in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding it in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm always shifting my weight from one foot to the other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite song in the world is from the Joe's Garage by Frank Zappa; it's called "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bathrooms
Port-A-Porty
Johnny on the spot
Port-a-let
Trees
Shrubs
Pools
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Don't spend a lot of time on this, but why do woman post mustache pictures? Is that really the best way to attract a guy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I had a girlfriend, otherwise I wouldn't be on here.

Happy Hour, movie at home, something mellow because a long week is exhausting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a child, Gomer Pyle, USMC was my favorite show.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really good at guessing the number of Jelly Beans in the jar. I never get that right.