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JoelTurt

35 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sweet stuff. I've received four messages. Is that normal?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeing how long I can hold it in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding it in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm always shifting my weight from one foot to the other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Don't spend a lot of time on this, but why do woman post mustache pictures? Is that really the best way to attract a guy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I had a girlfriend, otherwise I wouldn't be on here.

Happy Hour, movie at home, something mellow because a long week is exhausting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a child, Gomer Pyle, USMC was my favorite show.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really good at guessing the number of Jelly Beans in the jar. I never get that right.