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JoelTurt

35 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm sweet stuff. I've received four messages. Is that normal?
What I’m doing with my life
Seeing how long I can hold it in.
I’m really good at
Holding it in.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm always shifting my weight from one foot to the other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Don't spend a lot of time on this, but why do woman post mustache pictures? Is that really the best way to attract a guy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing I had a girlfriend, otherwise I wouldn't be on here.

Happy Hour, movie at home, something mellow because a long week is exhausting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a child, Gomer Pyle, USMC was my favorite show.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're really good at guessing the number of Jelly Beans in the jar. I never get that right.