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Joeschmoe75

39 Ardmore, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends and family (all of whom are very honest) would describe me as trustworthy, intelligent, humorous, gentle, giving, responsible and extremely handsome. If there is anything negative about me you are free to figure it out politely let me know about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a father and a teacher, so I spend most of my time shaping young minds. The rotten kids could do worse.
Honestly, I love my life and career. I have two wonderful children who bring me love, surprise and motivation. I work at a fantastic school with great kids. I have supportive family and friends.
I like to stay active and often bike and play tennis.
I just need that special someone to compliment and complete it all, and for whom I can do the same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Besides being a great listener, I am really good with my hands. I love to build things in my workshop, fix broken items and do crafty projects. Oh and all the sexual innuendos that go with being good with my hands too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people notice how intelligent I am despite being so devastatingly handsome. Actually I am not sure about this one. Maybe you could tell me. I am still unsure about whether or not I even want to be noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have just finished 50 Shades of Grey, come and get it! No honestly, I love to read fiction, but I also enjoy histories and biographies.
I like all kinds of movies but it would be a real treat to go and see something not rated G.
Musicals are fantastic! I have just introduced my kids to Avenue Q. They don't get it but they love it.
(Maybe they meant television shows.) I like Dexter and Breaking Bad and I am a sucker for bad reality TV.
I enjoy most music out there with the exception of contemporary country. Maybe you could sway me but I doubt it.
Food is good. I am adventurous with eating out and love to cook. Perhaps you are adventurous enough to come out and eat my cooking!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(I always ask my kids this question.) If I was stuck on a deserted island and I could only have six things I would have:

My kids (Although it is supposed to be deserted)
My phone (I could rock out to some tasty tunes before my battery goes)
My workshop (This is kind of cheating because I could build a raft)
My job (Doesn't help with survival but I wouldn't change it for the world)
My dogs (I have two chihuahuas who would be completely useless on a deserted island)
My bike (This is how I plan to keep in shape and get around this deserted island)

Doh! I left no room for food, shelter, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unfortunately my mind is so clogged with useless junk I can't even think of something intelligent to say about what I think about. I guess I think about my kids and teaching. Theres a smidgen of politics and a pinch of sex mixed in there too. Nothing too outrageous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually hanging out with friends, family or my children. I am not much for the bar or club scene. Hence okcupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Haven't I embarrassed myself enough? I am saving this one for later...
You should message me if
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If you appreciate my sarcasm and wit and are at all intrigued by what you have seen or read, write me a note. I can't say I really have a type unless you think funny, smart and attractive is a type. I am open and excited to meet all sorts of people who I can learn from and enjoy spending time with. Perhaps the next person is you!