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JoeyQuoms

29 M Marlboro, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some douchebag had nothing better to do than to hack my profile, so this section is under construction for now. Also, I'm reseting all my answers to the questions. Bye bye matches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Juggling school and work. Right now I work security for a hospital, which means I watch TV for a living. Other than that I'm the president/founder of an employment agency. I like to say I'm a head hunter, but I just help people find jobs. I love school and learning, I'll never lose that trait.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beards, listening, not Candy Crush, Words With Friends, doing accents (I've been asked if I'm from Russia and other places)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Kevin Smith. No, I am not Kevin Smith. Unless you're into that. Then yes, I am Kevin Smith. Also, no I am not that guy from The Hangover. Unless you're into that. Then yes, I'm Zach Galifianakis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really sit down and just watch TV at random, but I do have a few favorite shows I keep up on:

Lost
Dexter
Game of Thrones
Family Guy
ATHF
Archer
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Universe
COSMOS
Walking Dead
I'm sure there are more. Recommend something to me.

Currently reading The Three Kingdoms.

I like a little bit of everything when it comes to music except for rap/hip-hop, metal and anything that you can't understand the lyrics to.

I'm a huge fan of Meditteranean food, especially Greek and Turkish. I'm Italian, so Italian is a given. Love sushi and sashimi, could eat it every day. I guess I'm easy when it comes to food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends
Science
My phone
My bed, since I'm a professional sleeper
Contacts/glasses
Hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should go back to school to get a different degree

What ever happened to my old Nissan Axxess?

Who is putting down that the earth is bigger sun. Please explain that one to me. No seriously, explain yourself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working until 9, then either staying in or going out with friends. My work schedule is a living and breathing creature, it's always changing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I owned a Zune.
I hate Breaking Bad.
Forgive me.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You:
Actually read my profile
Are a beard enthusiast (but don't have one)
You think you can beat me at Jeopardy.
You know where my Chippy is.