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JoeyVB

35 Lawton, OK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh you won't be figuring me out.

First I'm cool with being friends first. I've been there done that too much to waste energy trying to "play" you, it's time to settle done and start a family. I want to experience having a child with someone who is experiencing it for the first time too. Sorry. I'm sure your kids are great. Must be in decent shape and eat right for most of the time. Must also crush some beers, and ice cream every once in a while.
Yep. I'm aware I might die alone. Cool by me. I'm still going to do it "my way" until then.
From Texas, but, I hate football and football season.
Love my truck. Selling the BMW (who needs a car note like that?)
Watch UFC and Boxing.
I don't hunt (anymore) but I'm still a pry my guns from my cold dead fingers guy.
I hate Liberals and I hate Conservatives.
Pro-choice. Atheist.
Drug test 'em for welfare. I hate that CEO's get paid more for screwing up than I'll ever see.
I believe women deserve equal pay for equal work.
If they can hack it give 'em a shot, but don't lower the standards.
If I open the door for you or pull your chair out, it's because I care about you or I'm just being polite because I got to the door first. I don't owe it to you, the good news is I won't be pulling any stunts like that to try and get into your pants.
It's good that so many of you have a great life and are happy all the time, and you don't want to be around someone that isn't. But. If I don't have my own problems to worry about somebody else has some I can worry about.
I'm getting back into SCUBA diving and fishing with my Kayak now that I'm back in the States.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in the military, but tired of doing $h*t that I'm miserable doing. I'm going to dump all this salary, lean my lifestyle and be happy. I'm working towards getting SCUBA instructor certified, and some COMPTIA certifications. My BA is in International studies, if you love to travel we should chat, I've been to somewhere around 25 countries who has time to add 'em up anyway. No longer ambitious to get a more stuff. I want to live on a sail boat and be bum. Don't like any of this? Don't care. I do what I want. Should have got your mitts into me when I had nice crap! LOL! Woooo!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding my way around a new place.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hemingway, Troy, Justified, all music, and Italian!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfortable t-shirt, comfortable jeans, nice clothes, a good car, good food, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Retiring on the beach, or sailing around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Too adventurous to pigeon hole myself into a "typical" Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Yeah right.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you ONLY like men. You have a good sense of humor, and you can hold down a conversation. Also being able to present yourself in complete sentences and not text speak is a plus. Keep your tits to yourself. Is that really putting your best foot forward?