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JoeyVB

35 Lawton, OK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you want to know about me we should talk. Writing it out here won't tell you if we have chemistry or not. I'm middle of the road politically and nonreligious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in the military, but tired of doing $h*t that I'm miserable doing. I'm going to dump all this salary, lean my lifestyle and be happy. I'm working towards getting SCUBA instructor certified, and some COMPTIA certifications. My BA is in International studies, if you love to travel we should chat, I've been to somewhere around 25 countries who has time to add 'em up anyway. No longer ambitious to get a more stuff. I want to live on a sail boat, or be flip flop repairman and umbrella distribitor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding my way around a new place.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hemingway, Troy, Justified, all music, and Italian!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfortable t-shirt, comfortable jeans, nice clothes, a good car, good food, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Retiring on the beach, or sailing around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Too adventurous to pigeon hole myself into a "typical" Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yeah right.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you ONLY like men. You have a good sense of humor, and you can hold down a conversation. Also being able to present yourself in complete sentences and not text speak is a plus. Keep your tits to yourself. Is that really putting your best foot forward?