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Joey_mutiny

33 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, thanks for stopping by. I want to go on a date with you (possibly). I'm a little tired of the same old "hey, what's up?" "nothin" conversations that drag out for weeks. I actually want to go out and meet new people, and do fun things! Like, right now! ..or maybe tomorrow..

I recently moved to LA from Chicago. And no, not to be in the film industry. Before Chicago I lived in Seattle. Before Seattle I lived in Vancouver, BC. Before Vancouver I lived in Houston, TX. And before that, I lived and grew up in Alberta, Canada. Yes, I'm Canadian. No, I'm not a lumberjack, and I won't say "about" for you.

I consider myself an artist of sorts. I dabble in just about any medium, particularly music, writing, welding (sculpture?), crafting food, making beer and wine, photography, and making videos.

I collect hobbies. Something I'm very passionate about is learning, collecting knowledge, and particularly, acquiring skills/crafts. Some have found this trait to be a little confusing. "What happened to your passion for pickling weird vegetables?" "Well, obviously I now know how to do it forever, so I'm now learning everything there is to know about photoshop. Duh." Maybe we can teach each other something.

I am addicted to coffee, I love great whiskey and good beers. I like Whiskey bars, fancy cocktail bars, and dive bars. Outdoor markets and events, live music shows, karaoke, day trips, and spend a lot of my time trying to find the next adventure. I love camping, travelling, the beach, bicycling everywhere, hiking, board games, conventions, collecting and listening to records, playing guitar, photo adventures, climbing stuff, and I'm a damn good cook.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an entrepreneur. Ask me and I may tell you about what I'm currently up to..
I’m really good at
I'm good at games. I love pool, darts, scrabble, pacman, and pinball (Blipsy's anyone?) Also, building bikes (building anything really) And dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't really know. I guess whatever weird clothes, or facial hair, or hair color I happen to be rocking at the time. I'm a shape-shifter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I like books that read like action movies, sci-fi, magic, fantasy, and mystery. At the moment, I'm reading Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse) by James S.A. Corey

Movies - I'm into action, fantasy, adventure, Sci-fi, westerns, thrillers, mystery, movies that kind of make you feel a little insane after watching them. I like Aronofsky, Cohen bros, Robert Rodriguez, David Lynch.

Music - Everything. Seriously. I LOVE punk rock, and it will always be my first love. However, I fully get into some funk, hip-hop, metal (particularly doom and thrash), jazz, industrial, goth, darkwave, new wave, classic rock, folk/bluegrass/old-timey and even some of the newer pop stuff that's super weird.

Food - I love pho, thai food, breakfast food, fancy cheese, vegetables (I'm a huge fan of the farmer's market), vegetarian comfort food, and hearty soups I cook just about everything I eat. I'm really into making soups, chili, homemade seitan, pico de gallo, squash purees, hummus, curries, stirfrys, grilling, and dabbling in making everything from scratch. Oh, and everything must be spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Potatoes
Hot sauce
Coffee
Whiskey
Friends
My bike
On a typical Friday night I am
I prefer going out on weeknights. It cuts down on the douche factor. But I do like me a good show, or event, ball, or house party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love cute stuff. I'm almost too sincere. I don't have time for being macho and two faced. I'm sweet and compassionate. If you think this is a character flaw (you'd be surprised how many people do), move on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go have adventures.
You like music. A lot.
You want to go on a roadtrip.
You think you can beat me at scrabble.
You want to go for bike rides.
You want to go on cute dates, and get ice cream, and drink beers, and see a fun show, and if all goes well, maybe hold hands.
Or you just think we could be friends.

Fun is your highest priority.

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I (have) nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion." - Jack Kerouac