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Joeytcb

41 M Walnut Creek, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Education
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would like to think of my personality as being a perfect combination of Han Solo, Dr. Johnny Fever, and Rodney Dangerfield. I would like to.
I am bad at small talk, but good at trivia
I am very good at caring about things, and very bad at taking things seriously
I'm not easily bored, but I can't put up with bullshit for very long
I am very good at making things fun, but very bad at falling asleep
I don't believe in evil, but I believe in demons
I don't believe in God, but I believe in sin
I am very good at listening and very bad at waiting to talk
I am very good at knowing what I'm against and very bad at believing that what I'm for could happen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach law to teenagers. They still get arrested though. But I'm trying to help. I also teach public speaking and English. And I make them read. This offends them. So I tell them that really, the assignment is to "pretend to read". Pretending is a skill. If they can fool me, I figure they developed some skills. And no one gets left behind! I'm a hero.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I beat the living shit out of my 8-year old nephew (at Wii boxing) on Christmas. It wasn't even close.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I thought I knew but I don't. I need to be told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like movies where Joe Pesci hits people. And Batman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The funny things which are everywhere all the time, my guitar, some coffee, my sense of humor, my healthy cynicism, some books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many cats can a single woman own before it gets kinda weird?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the heart of a jester, but the skin of an onion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to laugh and that's a good enough start for you.