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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:08pm
6' 7" (2.01m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Irish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think the rest of the profile sums up to this.

I will probably insult your mothers cooking.

I hate bono and bon jovi with irrational passion (not capitalized purposely)

Highly educated but you'd never know it.

This is mostly one more thing to look at on my phone when trying to ignore strangers at the bar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
fuckin up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing stuff. solving puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how short i am. i am on or near my bicycle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: i have an obsession with antique medical texts, if i had the money id probably collect them. Other than that not a lot of reading beyond school texts.

Movies: if i watch a movie for more than 15 minutes i have to watch it til the end. no matter what, last night i watched Megaman, horrible, watched every second of it. but mostly comedies, Zombie movies and sciency shit.

TV: TCM, discovery health, Burn Notice (because of Bruce Campbell)

Music: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Cramps, Misfits, The Faint, Underworld, VNV Nation, Crystal Castles, Mackintosh Braun, Assemblage 23, The Postal Service, Shiny Toy Guns, Macrame Tiger, Ladytron, Little Dragon, Massive Attack, Matt & Kim (really), Sigur Ros, The Horrors, Dead Can Dance, The Pixies, Kap Bambino, Aphex Twin, Souxsie and the Banshees, The Strokes, Beck, Suicide, Yppah, Joy Division, Type O Negative, Tiesto, Arcade Fire, Marco Polio and the New Vaccines, Radiohead, The Smiths, Bat For Lashes, Silverghost, Underworld, If you can hear properly the next few days the show wasnt good enough.

Food: Coney Island, Middle Eastern, a good steak house or sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
things to do
aimless drives through Detroit.
things that are delicious
things that are ridiculous
my bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING. Its likely I should be medicated
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
somewhat inebriated at a show, while working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if i dance, which is always when im extremely drunk, i have anxiety about it for at least a solid week. I am a horrible dancer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your face is extremely symmetrical
or you like my hair
you did NOT laugh at the monkey raping a frog video. and thought it was horrible.
you might get excited about Pi day.
You don't take my profile seriously, except the dancing part. That's for real
You really don't give a damn.