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Joezilla_taco

30 M Detroit, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:30pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Irish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I think the rest of the profile sums up to this.

I will probably insult your mothers cooking.

I hate bono and bon jovi with irrational passion (not capitalized purposely)

Highly educated but you'd never know it.
I’m really good at
fixing stuff. solving puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
how short i am. i am on or near my bicycle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: i have an obsession with antique medical texts, if i had the money id probably collect them. Other than that not a lot of reading beyond school texts.

Movies: if i watch a movie for more than 15 minutes i have to watch it til the end. no matter what, last night i watched Megaman, horrible, watched every second of it. but mostly comedies, Zombie movies and sciency shit.

TV: TCM, discovery health, Burn Notice (because of Bruce Campbell)

Music: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Cramps, Misfits, The Faint, Underworld, VNV Nation, Crystal Castles, Mackintosh Braun, Assemblage 23, The Postal Service, Shiny Toy Guns, Macrame Tiger, Ladytron, Little Dragon, Massive Attack, Matt & Kim (really), Sigur Ros, The Horrors, Dead Can Dance, The Pixies, Kap Bambino, Aphex Twin, Souxsie and the Banshees, The Strokes, Beck, Suicide, Yppah, Joy Division, Type O Negative, Tiesto, Arcade Fire, Marco Polio and the New Vaccines, Radiohead, The Smiths, Bat For Lashes, Silverghost, Underworld, If you can hear properly the next few days the show wasnt good enough.

Food: Coney Island, Middle Eastern, a good steak house or sushi.
The six things I could never do without
things to do
ipod
rubber
aimless drives through Detroit.
things that are delicious
things that are ridiculous
my bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
EVERYTHING. Its likely I should be medicated
On a typical Friday night I am
somewhat inebriated at a show, while working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if i dance, which is always when im extremely drunk, i have anxiety about it for at least a solid week. I am a horrible dancer.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
your face is extremely symmetrical
or you like my hair
you did NOT laugh at the monkey raping a frog video. and thought it was horrible.
you might get excited about Pi day.
You don't take my profile seriously, except the dancing part. That's for real
You really don't give a damn.