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JofallTrades25

32 Boulder, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 21
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I teach for the money. I write for the malcontents. I do music to feel. Guess which one I'm doing now. Just kidding, you don't have to be a malcontent. I'll match whatever energy you bring to the table, but I would prefer someone who's not afraid of trouble. If modern society collapsed tomorrow, I'm irrationally sure I would be ok, maybe even better than I am with society. I'm mathematical and skeptical and I still believe that people are mostly good or at least want to be good. (I define good as wanting to make life better for oneself and others.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving the future one student at a time.
Trying to get published.
Music
https://m.soundcloud.com/eatsleepsexdie

Turning my garage into a music space.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that involves throwing and/or catching objects or ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm way tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Infinite Jest, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Stranger, For Whom the Bell Tolls, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Cloud Atlas
MOVIES: Fight Club, Science of Sleep, Wes Anderson's movies, Inherent Vice
MUSIC: Elliott Smith, Mos Def, Wu Tang Clan, The Walkmen, Thee Oh Sees, Crock, Deerhoof, Deerhunter, Wilco, Beck, Tom Waits, Muddy Waters, Kendrick Lamar, Mac Demarco, Father John Misty,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Minimalism
Existentialism
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How photons can be massless, but electrons have mass.
How impossible it is for my brain to listen to music passively and how that might be wonderful. What makes my creative projects relevant to a more self-absorbed culture. If I'm too self-absorbed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whistling a tune as I walk or bike downtown
You should message me if
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you're secretly debating everyone and yourself all the time.
you're never too tired for a good time.