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John-Pachyderm

28 Cleveland, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I exist.
My existence is unique in that I perceive actions, behaviors, reactions, responses, etc. differently from others.

You exist.
Your existence is unique in that you perceive actions, behaviors, reactions, responses, etc. differently from others.

This difference makes interaction difficult, as neither of us knows how the other will necessarily respond to anything, and assumptions made lead us down a never-ending spiral of misunderstanding.

Expectation.

"Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointing."

Words to live by, but to what extent?

A good percentage of Understanding is Acceptance.

Functional over Aesthetic.

Graceful as a bear, clumsy as a cat.

Never trust, never betrayed.

If using self-rising flour, there is no need to add cream of tartar, baking soda and salt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
messing up
getting things right
eating
making food
understanding
listening
devil's advocate
accidentally breaking things
reading
not caring
caring
surviving
answering questions
misusing the comma