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John-the-Aptest

22 Canton, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Aspiring chef who loves cuddling to Netflix way more than you do.
What I’m doing with my life
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I cook somewhere new every week, trying to find the best restaurant in the state. I drink somewhere new every week, trying to find the best place to unwind. I like to think I'm an explorer, but really I just get bored of places too easily.

My dream is to make the best food in the country, and possibly even the world. After spending time in some of the best restaurants in Chicago, I can't imagine staying put for too long. My love for "avant-garde" cuisine means I'm constantly dreaming about a new restaurant in San Francisco or San Sebastian. Because of this, I really can't see myself committing to a long term relationship, as much as I might like to. I know that's a deal breaker for a lot of people here. It definitely doesn't mean I'm looking for one night stands though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing myself that I can dance after a couple drinks. And making dumb jokes that I find funnier than anyone else, hence the name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm amazed every time I read The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, or anything from Chuck Palahniuk. I fall in love with anything hilariously dark.

Whiplash is my latest love affair but if you secretly yearn to reenact any scenes from Lost in Translation, I am your man. We can take turns being Bill Murray, if that's what you're in to.

Archer, Mad Men, True Detective, and Game of Thrones top the list. I want so badly to put Dexter on here but not if it means supporting the last few seasons.

Music is impossible to choose. I spend the most time listening to either trip-hop (like Massive Attack and UNKLE) or alternative rock (The Strokes, Radiohead) but I couldn't live without Ludivico Einaudi and a million other artists. Like almost everyone seems to say, I really do listen to pretty much everything except country.
My last.fm profile is right here if you want to check it out.

Any food that I'm about to try for the first time is instantly my favorite. Whether I'll still like it after I've put it in my mouth is irrelevant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interesting Food
Amazing Films
Spotify
Trivial Lists
Kevin Spacey
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialist nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for rich people before the inevitable bar hop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend an embarrassing amount of time on the internet.
You should message me if
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You're willing to say more than "Hey". It's not that I don't appreciate you going out on a limb to kick things off, I just want a little personality.

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