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John-the-Aptest

22 M Canton, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing everything I can to become an amazing chef, so right now my life is pretty much dedicated to food. I spend most of my time cooking or reading about food, with the occasional movie night thrown in. I recently finished culinary school, work for one of the best chefs in the state, and I get to cook for the Tigers on a weekly basis, so that's pretty cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dumb jokes that make me laugh more than anyone else... hence the name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm amazed every time I read The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, or anything from Chuck Palahniuk. I fall in love with anything hilariously dark.

If you secretly yearn to reenact any scenes from Lost in Translation, I am your man. We can take turns being Bill Murray, if that's what you're in to.

Archer, Mad Men, True Detective, and Game of Thrones top the list. I want so badly to put Dexter on here but not if it means supporting the last few seasons.

Music is impossible to choose. I spend the most time listening to either trip-hop (like Massive Attack and UNKLE) or alternative rock (The Strokes, Radiohead) but I couldn't live without Ludivico Einaudi and a million other artists. Like almost everyone seems to say, I really do listen to pretty much everything except country.
My last.fm profile is right here if you want to check it out.

Any food that I'm about to try for the first time is instantly my favorite. Whether I'll still like it after I've put it in my mouth is irrelevant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interesting Food
Amazing Films
Spotify
Computers
Kevin Spacey
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialist nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for rich people then bar hopping in Ferndale.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend an embarrassing amount of time on the internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with knowing our relationship isn't going to last too long. My goal has always been to move to Chicago to cook and I plan on doing that in the next few months. I'd normally be very interested in a long-term relationship, but it's not realistic at this point.

It also helps if you're willing to say more than "Hey". It's not that I don't appreciate you going out on a limb to kick things off; I just want a little personality.