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John-the-Aptest

22 Canton, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think I'm in that self-discovery phase that everyone has at one point or another. All I know is that I love cooking and trying new things. I'm working somewhere new every week just to see what different restaurants are like and to learn as much as possible. I spent the last month working in the best restaurants in Chicago and now I'm trying to see what's left of Michigan to explore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dumb jokes that make me laugh more than anyone else... hence the name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm amazed every time I read The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, or anything from Chuck Palahniuk. I fall in love with anything hilariously dark.

If you secretly yearn to reenact any scenes from Lost in Translation, I am your man. We can take turns being Bill Murray, if that's what you're in to.

Archer, Mad Men, True Detective, and Game of Thrones top the list. I want so badly to put Dexter on here but not if it means supporting the last few seasons.

Music is impossible to choose. I spend the most time listening to either trip-hop (like Massive Attack and UNKLE) or alternative rock (The Strokes, Radiohead) but I couldn't live without Ludivico Einaudi and a million other artists. Like almost everyone seems to say, I really do listen to pretty much everything except country.
My last.fm profile is right here if you want to check it out.

Any food that I'm about to try for the first time is instantly my favorite. Whether I'll still like it after I've put it in my mouth is irrelevant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interesting Food
Amazing Films
Spotify
Trivial Lists
Kevin Spacey
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialist nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for rich people before the inevitable bar hop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend an embarrassing amount of time on the internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to show me somewhere or something that I've never seen before. I have to warn you though, If we have a good time I'm probably going to end up cooking for you.

It also helps if you're willing to say more than "Hey". It's not that I don't appreciate you going out on a limb to kick things off, I just want a little personality.