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John198428

30 M Hyattsville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there,

I'm a very nice, very nerdy/geeky guy (ask me Star Trek questions, and I'll most likely have the answer), who's looking for a girl who I can love, and who will love me in return. I like to put garlic on my ice cream (especially Cookies 'N' Creme. Don't knock it, til you've tried it.). My main pastimes are playing on the computer, and taking pictures (mainly outside, as that's where the best lighting conditions are) with my two cameras. I like travelling, but only in the MD/DC/VA area, in general. Also, I love going to see movies.

Here are 4 key bullet points about me: I am...

-Christian (Lutheran)

-Funny (Working on a joke book)

-Republican (Conservative)

-Chivalrous (It's not dead)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm working in retail.

I'm trying to get into freelance photography. I've got some experience in that area (see next paragraph), and I want to expand on that.

I'm also the webmaster for my church's website, and one of the admins for its Facebook page. I'm also the official photographer/video-maker for my church.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Planning stuff out before I do it (sometimes over-planning in the process).

Staying up later than I should.

Photography, as I mentioned earlier!

"Fast food" jokes/puns. In other words, jokes/puns rapidly made on the spot.
(Example:
Q: Why do stomachs do stand-up comedy right before the end of their lives?
A: They want to die jesting).

Deadpan humor.

Using Photoshop

PC and video games (I LOVE Borderlands 2, and Kerbal Space Program).

Impersonations

Minecraft.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How tall I am. Sometimes, they ask if I play basketball. My response is "Only in video games".

My age (they're surprised that I'm older than I look).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
4 favorite books:
"2001: A Space Odyssey" by Arthur C. Clarke.

"'Salem's Lot" by Stephen King.

"Flight of the Old Dog" by Dale Brown.

"The War of the Worlds" (read by Leonard Nimoy), by H.G. Wells (I had that on cassette tape MANY years ago, and would just keep listening to it over, and over, and over...)

6 favorite movies (Gosh, this is tough...it was 4 movies, but I'm adding 2):
"Transformers" (2007)

"Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" (1982)

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975)

"The Shining" (1980)

"Frozen" (2013)

"Pacific Rim" (2013)

4 favorite TV shows:
"Naruto", on Hulu.

"Doctor Who" (BBC America)

"Babylon 5" (I have the whole series on DVD!)

"Battlestar Galactica" (This is also all on DVD)

4 favorite musical groups (This one is also very tough...):

AC/DC (They ROCK. 'Nuff said)

Elvis

Chuck Berry ("Johnny B. Goode")

Journey ("Don't Stop Believin'", and "Separate Ways" are my favorites from them)

4 favorite foods:
Spaghetti

Pizza

Velveeta Shells and Cheese

Hamburger stroganoff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God

2.Freedom

3. My car

4. My cameras!

5. Air

6. A computer (with Photoshop on it!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether what I'm doing is what God wants me to do.

Where to go to take some good pictures (I'd love to go back to the Wilkes Street Tunnel, in Old Town, Alexandria).

New jokes for my joke book I'm trying to make.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. Wednesdays and Sundays are my normal "weekend".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If it's private, it's not going on here.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a girl who's looking for a kind, decent, respectful, honest, Lutheran guy who has a sense of humor that will make you groan and laugh, in that order.

You like photography/Photoshop, or if you want to learn.

You like books, movies, and video games (Not a requirement, but bonus points if you do!)

You want to.