Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy going guy from Rhode Island and no, not all people from
New England are assholes. I am though. I love trail running,
snowboarding, hockey, throwing a frisbee or football around, going
out to the movies, ice cream, walking around downtown, and just
being outside! I'm looking for someone with an adventurous side,
not afraid to be a little goofy at times and just have fun!
Almost all of my stories are mostly true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been doing what makes me happy. I spent most of my childhood
trying to make everyone else happy and worrying about what other
people thought. Not anymore. & For lack of a better phrase -
I'm living it. Nothing will ruin your 20's more than thinking you
should have your life together already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lying to my friends. Not like real lies. But simple ones. Like when
I was living in Arizona and driving alongside a really steep road
with my friend & we saw some cows. I told him that farmers
actually breed their cows to have one side of their legs shorter
than the other so they can graze on steep hills without tipping
over. What makes the lie better is that a few months later we were
at a restaurant with a bunch of friends and my friend, trying to
impress his new girlfriend with his trivial knowledge, repeats the
cow "fact." Everyone laughs and he tries to play it off like he was
kidding. But I know he wasn't. & That's all that matters haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People always tell me that I have a sense of calmness/maturity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
American Horror Story, Dexter, Game of
Thrones, The Office, and Tosh.0
I mostly listen to alternative, rock, rap, and country. Favorites
Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys, Breaking Benjamin, Drake, Flux
Pavillion, The Fray, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Green Day,
Imagine Dragons, Kid Cudi, Mac Miller, Maroon 5,
The Neighbourhood, The Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot
Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Shinedown, Staind, Sublime,
Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Zac Brown Band
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hockey, personal time, an escape route, a goal, two other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Home, my future, women, the weekend, sleep, hockey, what's for
dinner, and why can't someone really rich walk up to me and be like
"hey, here's the keys to my Ferrari." I spend way too much time
thinking about that. It's probably not healthy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to feel it on Saturday.
Kidding. I rarely, almost never, drink. I'm usually in Emmett
having game-night with my family or on a date in Boise or just out
and about. I live a pretty quiet life Monday-Friday morning so the
weekend is where I like to go out and have fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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So the worst first date of my life, here goes: Alright so I make my
first mistake at lunch. My friends invite me to go eat with them
and thinking nothing of it I walk into Taco Bell. Then, I talk
about my date plans and allow my friends to change my idea of doing
it outdoors to going to a restaurant 30 minutes away. So, I pick up
this girl for dinner and I'm super nervous because I'm 17, she's
18, and well.. it's a first date. Along the way to dinner I feel my
stomach starting to bubble but I figure it's my nerves. The
bubbling gets worse and I realize I really, really need to let out
some gas. So, do I make an excuse to stop the car and get out? nah,
I am way too clever. I take the "scenic" route and swing by a
sewage plant that hasn't even opened yet. Then, I let it go. It
starts to smell really bad and I see her start to get
uncomfortable. I cover my nose and say "do you smell that? it must
be this new sewage plant! roll up the windows!" now, we're
literally hot-boxing in it. she starts coughing, i feel terrible,
and the whole rest of the date was just a disaster. Now my callsign
or nickname at work is Fiat - Farts in a Truck. Moral of the story?
No taco bell within a week of going on a date.. or ever. No taco
No question is too private. Ask and I'll answer!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are adventurous and you have a good sense of humor. Please
don't message me if drugs are a big part of your life. I'm done
with the whole people will change concept. I don't want to change
people. I just want to be happy and make whoever the next important
person in my life is happy too.
What I'm looking for:
Honestly, the single most important thing to me is conversation. I
don't want to small talk for a week until someone says "hey, want
to hang out?" I want more. I want you to text me when I'm half
asleep about how you got so mad at your boss tonight because she
made you stay late. I want you to tell me all about what your high
school was like and who your best friend was and how you two would
do anything and everything together and how crazy you were back
then. I want you to trust me with your secrets. I want you to ask
me for advice. I want you to talk about the future and what your
plans are and how much that might scare you. I don't want to just
talk about the weather. I want more.
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