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John92p

22 M Boise, ID

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an easy going guy from Rhode Island and no, not all people from New England are assholes. I am though. I love trail running, snowboarding, hockey, throwing a frisbee or football around, going out to the movies, walking around downtown, and just being outside! I'm looking for someone with an adventurous side, not afraid to be a little goofy at times and just have fun!

Almost all of my stories are mostly true.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been doing what makes me happy. I spent most of my childhood trying to make everyone else happy and worrying about what other people thought. Not anymore. & For lack of a better phrase - I'm living it. Nothing will ruin your 20's more than thinking you should have your life together already.
I’m really good at
Lying to my friends. Not like real lies. But simple ones. Like when I was living in Arizona and driving alongside a really steep road with my friend & we saw some cows. I told him that farmers actually breed their cows to have one side of their legs shorter than the other so they can graze on steep hills without tipping over. What makes the lie better is that a few months later we were at a restaurant with a bunch of friends and my friend, trying to impress his new girlfriend with his trivial knowledge, repeats the cow "fact." Everyone laughs and he tries to play it off like he was kidding. But I know he wasn't. & That's all that matters haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
People always tell me that I have a sense of calmness/maturity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American Horror Story, Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Office, and Tosh.0

AFI, Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys, Breaking Benjamin, Cage the Elephant, Drake, Flux Pavillion, Foo Fighters, The Fray, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Green Day, Imagine Dragons, Kid Cudi, Mac Miller, Maroon 5, Mumford & Sons, The Neighbourhood, The Offspring, Panic! at the Disco, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Shinedown, Staind, Sublime, Taylor Swift, Zac Brown Band.
The six things I could never do without
Hockey, personal time, an escape route, a goal, two other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Home, my future, girls, the weekend, sleep, hockey, what's for dinner, and why can't someone really rich walk up to me and be like "hey, here's the keys to my Ferrari." I spend way too much time thinking about that. It's probably not healthy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to feel it on Saturday.
Kidding. I rarely drink. I'm usually in Emmett having game-night with my family or being the third wheel with my best friend in Boise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So the worst first date of my life, here goes: Alright so I make my first mistake at lunch. My friends invite me to go eat with them and thinking nothing of it I walk into Taco Bell. Then, I talk about my date plans and allow my friends to change my idea of doing it outdoors to going to a restaurant 30 minutes away. So, I pick up this girl for dinner and I'm super nervous because I'm 17, she's 18, and well.. it's a first date. Along the way to dinner I feel my stomach starting to bubble but I figure it's my nerves. The bubbling gets worse and I realize I really, really need to let out some gas. So, do I make an excuse to stop the car and get out? nah, I am way too clever. I take the "scenic" route and swing by a sewage plant that hasn't even opened yet. Then, I let it go. It starts to smell really bad and I see her start to get uncomfortable. I cover my nose and say "do you smell that? it must be this new sewage plant! roll up the windows!" now, we're literally hot-boxing in my fart. she starts coughing, i feel terrible, and the whole rest of the date was just a disaster. Now my callsign or nickname at work is Fiat - Farts in a Truck. Moral of the story? No taco bell within a week of going on a date.. or ever. No taco bell ever.

No question is too private. Ask and I'll answer!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you are adventurous and you have a good sense of humor. And if you don't wear a tiara on your birthday. That too.

Also, if you're interested in truly getting to know someone. I'm not looking to rush into anything. Just be yourself!

Or, if we're 100% enemies. Let's do battle.