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JohnDCarpenter

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So far, this OKCupid thing has not worked out very well. I am not sure why but I am rewriting my profile from scratch to see if I get a different result. I am composing this after a 28 hour shift. That is my excuse for any grammatical errors.

I am a busy professional. About a decade ago I would have been able to write something clever or existential or maybe put some kind of Walt Whitman reference here. Now I spend less time on whimsy and more time trying to balance everything in my life without going insane. There is a lot going on. I grew up in the suburbs and then went to an extremely liberal school in the Portland downtown area. In Oregon, not the other one(s). Those who know the area will know exactly what I am talking about. Yes, it was fun. Yes, I did a lot of things to my body that it could no longer tolerate. Yes, I burned out. Yes, I got a kick-ass education and it has taken me places. Then I tooled around for a while, played around in California, spent all my money, got a job working with children, got interested in medicine, got some prerequisites, applied and became a doctor. It is not as impressive as it sounds. It just takes time. And effort. And a shit ton of patience. I also went to Ecuador someplace in there. And France/Spain. And the UK. I would recommend all these places.

After this I am not sure what I am going to do. It really does not matter what just so long as it is not banal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a resident at an undisclosed hospital in the NYC area. When I have free time, I try to explore the city. It is a fun place when you can get out in it. However, it is really expensive. I don’t think I can live here forever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Intubation, resolving existential crises, ignoring bad advice, busting out just enough French to get back to the hotel, responding calmly to threats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How should I know? I'm not psychic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can’t rewrite this from scratch. These things have not changed. I have also been told that my book selection makes me sound arrogant or pompous or something. Fuck that… I like my books.

Books: Austerlitz, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Mother Night, The Stranger, The Fall, The Magus, Steppenwolf
Movies: Harvey, A Boy and His Dog
Music: My musical tastes stopped evolving about 10 years ago. As I flick through my device, I see that I have MP3s of Andrew Bird, Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Bishop Allen, The Decemberists, Jesus and the Mary Chain, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Paul Simon, Radio Head, and The White Stripes. And podcasts. I do have a friend that burns CDs and sends them as an update to the musical world; the stuff is good but too wide ranging to name.
Food: I think I used to be a food snob...but then I returned to student life. And now I think I will go back to being a food snub. A food snub on a budget? Okay, I can work with that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, family, new places, new stimuli in general, conversation and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next move. I am thinking maybe a year on a cruise ship or possibly a job in Alaska. Or maybe taking a job in Dubai. I am told they pay extremely well I have an unconscionable amount of student debt. It is no worse than the average but I have to come up with a plan to get rid of it. A plan that does not involve doing getting a regular doctor job. At least not for a while. I am young and I need to explore the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly. But on the off chance that I am not working, I will be trying out a new bar in the city with some friends. Maybe a restaurant. Usually Sushi or noodles. Tacos are reserved for day time excursions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don’t care for sports.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I have no idea. Just go for it. What do you have to lose? If you have been on this thing for long enough your ego is probably already a little roughed up. I will make it easy for you. I have frequently been browsing profiles and come across someone I think is interesting. After looking things over, however, just can’t come up with something to say in a message. This is probably because I tend to go on OKCupid after long shifts at work when I am too tired to do anything else. Anywho. Here are some questions you could choose to answer.

Do you know any cheap but quality sushi restaurants? Preferably in Parkslope.

What is your favorite type of liquor? Bonus points if the answer is whisky.

Do you have a favorite word? Mine is runcible.

Do you believe in free will? If so, WHY? (All the evidence is against you).

If you were banned from this country forever, where would you go? Pretend you just robbed a bank and had a bunch of cash. You can ignore extradition treaties. Or not, if you really want to complicate things.

A genie will grant you a wish but it has to be for a super hero power you have seen in a movie. What do you choose?

You find a voodoo doll in a junk shop. A real, honest to goodness, working voodoo doll. What do you do?

You can send yourself one txt message into the past, exactly one year ago. What do you write?

Where do you think you are going to be in five years? Not what will you be doing, but where do you think you will be. Here? Peru? France? Antarctica? Minnesota?

You are given 5 million dollars. Do you stop working? How do you spend your time?

You can transport yourself into the world of a fictional book. What book do you choose? Now I tell you that you can never return from that world. How does that change your answer?

If you could have free, unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur,
housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose? (I stole this one from a book I have lying around. Credit to whoever wrote it.)

That’s it for now. I need to sleep. I might come back and edit this sometime but probably not. I don’t usually go back to things and I probably have ADD.