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JohnDCarpenter

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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2 parts fancy rye whisky
1 part tenacity
1 splash talking heads
2 parts witty repartee
2 parts Kafkaesque gag reel
1 skeptic aged to acquire overtones of paranoia, squeezed

Pour into mason jar, half filled with ice. Stir with vim and abandon. Garnish with cherry and sarcastic aside. Chase with a grip of Kriek lambic, a bump of dark chocolate and a swig of Camus. Best enjoyed with a jealous lover or sardonic nemesis. Extra points if you do both.

I am from the West Coast. After years of sleeping on couches, reading books, chasing dangerous women and traveling until I zeroed my bank account, I acquired some direction. I settled down, went back to school, got a real job. It is less exciting but also less anxiety provoking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a doctor. I am trying not to let that define me or take over my life. Otherwise I am deciding how new york I want to become. Do I want to stay here? I am not sure yet. There are many museums to see, plays to take in, strange beers to try. There is time to decide...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Intubation, resolving existential crises, ignoring bad advice, busting out just enough French to get back to the hotel, responding calmly to threats from the mentally ill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How should I know? I'm not psychic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Austerlitz, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Mother Night, The Stranger, The Fall, The Magus, Steppenwolf, Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide, Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul), Neil Gaiman (Sandman, Small Gods, etc.)

I am not reading anything right now but I would love to pick something up that celebrates New York. Maybe something surreal. Suggestions?

Movies: Harvey, A Boy and His Dog

Music: My musical tastes stopped evolving about 10 years ago. As I flick through my device, I see that I have MP3s of Andrew Bird, Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Bishop Allen, The Decemberists, Jesus and the Mary Chain, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Paul Simon, Radio Head, Bob Dylan, and The White Stripes. And podcasts. I do have a friend that burns CDs and sends them as an update to the musical world; the stuff is good but too wide ranging to name.

Food: I think I used to be a food snob...but then I returned to student life. And now I think I will go back to being a food snub. A food snub on a budget? Okay, I can work with that.

TV: Like many people, I pretend I don't watch much TV. But, of course, I do. I love Doctor Who. I am still watching The Walking Dead though it is starting to feel a little like a crack addiction. Others: Star Trek TNG, the Twilight Zone, Firefly, Jekyll, Sherlock, Orphan Black, many things BBC.

I have decided that, when bored, I am just going to keep adding categories of things to have favorites of. I am on a rather slow rotation so this could get pretty ridiculous.

Podcasts: Radiolab, Wait wait don't tell me, BBC world update, 7am NPR news summary, This American Life. Planet Money, Slate's Political Gabfest.

Board games: Settlers of Catan, Dixit, Contagion

Dogs: Most any dog will do but I am partial to black labs, yellow labs, brown labs, whatever colored labs, lab mixes (especially the ones that look like stuffed animals) and mastiff mixes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, family, new places, new stimuli in general, conversation and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many women on this site are into Vonnegut. Don't get me wrong, I love Vonnegut but the fandom I have seen in the demographic I am looking at seems disproportionate. Also, why is it no one wants to answer my overly involved question about the aliens in slaughter house five. I mean, you actually read it, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly. But on the off chance that I am not working, I will be trying out a new bar in the city with some friends. Maybe a restaurant. Usually Sushi or noodles. Tacos are reserved for day time excursions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never been on a horse. The chance just hasn't come up. I want to. Do you have a horse? I will totally buy you a drink if I can borrow your pony.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please only message me if you actually want to meet in person. Seriously, don't write me if you're not interested in going for a drink, a danish, a coffee or stroll through a museum. Also, don't be normal. Normal people are the worst. They do normal things, have normal thoughts, and live normal lives. I am surrounded by normalcy and I think it is killing me. If you need a hook, answer one of the following questions.

Do you know any cheap but quality sushi restaurants? Preferably in Parkslope.

What is your favorite type of liquor? Bonus points if the answer is whisky.

Do you have a favorite word? Mine is runcible.

Do you believe in free will? If so, WHY? (All the evidence is against you).

If you were banned from this country forever, where would you go? Pretend you just robbed a bank and had a bunch of cash. You can ignore extradition treaties. Or not, if you really want to complicate things.

A genie will grant you a wish but it has to be for a super hero power you have seen in a movie. What do you choose?

You find a voodoo doll in a junk shop. A real, honest to goodness, fuck-all working voodoo doll. What do you do?

You can send yourself one txt message into the past, exactly one year ago. What do you write?

Where do you think you are going to be in five years? Not what will you be doing, but where do you think you will be. Here? Peru? France? Antarctica? Minnesota?

You are given 5 million dollars. Do you stop working? How do you spend your time?

You can transport yourself into the world of a fictional book. What book do you choose? Now I tell you that you can never return from that world. How does that change your answer?

If you could have free, unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur,
housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose? (I stole this one from a book I have lying around. Credit to whoever wrote it.)

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