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JohnHenryB3

29 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's cut to the chase:

Here's why I'm interesting:

-I've been a percussionist for over a decade, currently learning piano. I've been in a blues rock band, an afrobeat band, a country/hip-hop fusion band, and a beach rock band.

-My graphic novel library is larger than some comic book stores'.

-I'm a gamer, prefering story to multiplayer.

-Throughout grade school I was the fattest kid in school. That's why I didn't turn out to be an asshole. I knew too many growing up.

-I used to teach kung fu and tai chi.

-I've been on stage for almost every reason imaginable.

-I am a pop culture reference machine.

-I've played drums for the gorillas at the zoo.

-I was raised on metal, but converted to hip-hop. I'm even a decent beatboxer.

-Good at impressions, very quick witted, sharp as a tack. I live to spread mirth.

-3 out of 4 limbs are covered in large, colorful tattoos. Yes, they're all comic book stuff.

Dating Note: I try not to have a type, though I mostly date women older than me. I am open to younger girls with old souls or older women that are young at heart. Bright, fun, sweet, and emotionally stable/supportive is the goal.

COMMON DEALBREAKERS:

-I've worked in a bar forever, meaning 1) I'm awake from noonish to 4amish, and 2) My work schedule is weird.

-I've been completely sober for years. Yes, I have a lot of fun in life. No, I don't mind if you do drink, as long as you're not a sloppy lush. If sober people make no sense to you, we probably shouldn't hang out.

-I don't watch sports. At all.

-I can't date stoners. Sorry, but I can't eat Cheetos and giggle at the wall with you. I have shit to do.

-I am very laid back, self-aware, allergic to both drama and bullshit, and value depth of character, creativity, intelligence, and humor. If you are the opposite of this, we will not have much to say to eachother.

-No bigots, racists, narcissists, egomaniacs, living stereotypes, or all-around assholes. You're not cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work alot, but less now that I'm back in school. I play music as much as I can. I read more than the average bear. I try not to get tattooed. And I'm trying to get back into my writing, because its not particularly terrible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Djembe, comics enthusiasm, being musically minded, impressions, kung fu, and having a rapier's wit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos, my jovial nature, my sarcasm? I'm told my smile is nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Neil Gaiman, Mike Mignola, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Brian K. Vaughn, Brian Wood, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Eric Powell...

Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time, Regular Show, World of Gumball, Tosh.0, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Californication, Always Sunny, Samurai Jack, Archer...

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Sin City, SLC Punk, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Dark Knight, American Beauty, Fight Club, Godfather, Rushmore, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Fist of Legend, Ong Bak, Labyrinth, Groundhog Day, Seven Samurai, Taxi Driver, Empire Strikes Back, Princess Bride...

Music: Funk Soul Hip-hop, metal, afrobeat, drum n bass, turntablism, ska, space odyssey rock, funk fused with anything...

Food: I will/can/do try/consume/inhale almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My library.
My djembe.
My Xbox.
My wits.
My coffee.
My cheery disposition.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thwarting assassins, drum beats, and dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, playing music, or with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a foot tattoo. I know. It's... irregular. For a dude. Or whatever.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got the mind of a realist and the heart of an optimist. If your everyday humdrum is never boring. If you're part dreamer, part critic, kinda sweet, and kinda salty.