Here's why I'm interesting:
-I've been a percussionist for over a decade, currently learning piano. I've been in a blues rock band, an afrobeat band, a country/hip-hop fusion band, and a beach rock band. Currently in a rock band with a slightly old country feel.
-My graphic novel library is larger than some comic book stores.
-Throughout grade school I was the fattest kid in school. That's why I didn't turn out to be an asshole. I knew too many growing up.
-I used to teach kung fu and tai chi.
-I've been on stage for almost every reason imaginable.
-I am a pop culture reference machine.
-I've played drums for the gorillas at the zoo.
-I was raised on metal, but converted to hip-hop. I'm even a decent beatboxer.
-Good at impressions, very quick witted, sharp as a tack. I live to spread mirth.
-3 out of 4 limbs are covered in large, colorful tattoos.
Dating Note: I try not to have a type, though I mostly date women older than me. I am open to younger girls with old souls or older women that are young at heart. Bright, fun, sweet, and emotionally stable/supportive is the goal.
-I've worked in a bar forever, meaning 1) I'm awake from noonish to 4amish, and 2) My work schedule is weird.
-I've been completely sober for years. Yes, I have a lot of fun in life. No, I don't mind if you do drink, as long as you're not a sloppy lush. If sober people make no sense to you, we probably shouldn't hang out.
-I don't watch sports. At all.
-I'm a gamer. Yes, I thrive on it and it helps keep me sane. Yes, I can go without it for days at a time. No, I don't miss work, gf time, or sleep for ps4.
-I can't date stoners. Sorry, but I can't eat Cheetos and giggle at the wall with you. I have shit to do.
-I am very laid back, self-aware, allergic to both drama and bullshit, and value depth of character, creativity, intelligence, and humor. If you are the opposite of this, we will not have much to say to eachother.
-No bigots, racists, narcissists, egomaniacs, living stereotypes, or all-around assholes. You're not cool.
-And finally, I am in the middle of a lifelong sordid love affair with the written word and the incorrigible articulatory power of the English language. If you can't or choose not to spell correctly, even while texting, I CAN'T date you. Exceptions will be made for the dyslexic, because I'm not a monster.