Believer in the golden rule -- autocorrect suggested, "belieber," and, consequently, Siri and I are no longer on speaking terms. Native New Yorker; dodging tourist traps, seen almost everything, all the while parallel-parking my way into the smallest of spots in people's hearts. I don't hate on typical places that New Yorkers hate on, because don't be an ass about people's hometowns.
My spirit animal is Shrek. Something something, onion metaphor, something something, scaring stupid humans.