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25 M Woodside, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:41pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other

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My self-summary
Just trying to find someone who will treat me how Kanye treats Kanye, ya know? The username's a lie, I had that Sade song stuck in my head.

I'll sweep you off your feet, but that's mostly because I'm that clumsy and didn't see you standing there. Semantics. I'll make an earnest attempt to catch you while you fall, but then that's mostly because I'm sure you'll want some obnoxiously cute story to tell your friends/parents/cat(s) after we first meet. Otherwise, people falling is my favorite thing to watch, as well as an activity I personally partake in quite often.

NYC Native; Magellan of the MTA, impossibly high standards for weird (try me), and expertly parallel-parking my way into the smallest of spots in people's hearts.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find a lip balm that doesn't gloss me up like a prostitute from a 90's sitcom.

On a more serious note, did the corporate America thing for a few years, but I'd rather the fruits of my labor to go to a cause higher than a bottom line. Starting up in something vastly more fulfilling and interesting. This is deliberately vague because my life is an accumulation of, "Well, it's a long story, really..." kinda situations.
I’m really good at
Compulsively fixing things, building computers, doing my own work on my motorcycle and car. Because of these, I used to call myself a tweaker. Then, someone told me to look that word up. Now, there's more than a handful of people out there that think I'm a high-functioning drug addict. Fantastic.
The first things people usually notice about me

I've been separately likened to both John Stamos and Edward Cullen by random people. These are the best and worst things to be called, so there's not much else I can say here to top or bottom them. Personally, I don't see either.
The six things I could never do without
- Coffee/Tea -- Before my morning cuppa, I'm a firetruck: "KEEP BACK 200 FT"
- Food for thoughts, thoughts for food -- TED talks, podcasts, NPR, takeout menus, microwave instructions on freezer pizzas, etc.
- The internet in my hand -- Legit, OG nerd checking in.
- Accruing traffic tickets -- Manual car and motorcycle.
- Not finishing lists?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If a gluten-free vegan does crossfit, which one do they tell people about first?

Pondering what makes people and the universe tick. Upside: I'll show up with the guilty pleasures and a warm shoulder at the right time. Downside: I may wander off and get lost at the park. Kinda like a dog, minus the inopportune leg-humping. Because, we just talked about my perfect timing, hello.
On a typical Friday night I am
Besides cliché 20-somethings stuff, sometimes I like to take late night rides to the beach or to a nice park on my motorcycle to kick my feet up -- you'd be surprised that, yes, there are actually beautiful roads to ride near NYC. Or, maybe I'm schooling my friends in Cards Against Humanity or some board game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I have top-secret pictures of me as a dorky, chubby teen with glasses. Lost the chub and glasses, but not the dork. Like, at all.

I'm not a morning person. One morning, I woke up to my iPhone alarm in a particularly bad bleary-eyed stupor. Desperate, I fruitlessly clawed the area around me until I found purchase. Phone in hand, I looked at the screen and saw the word, "Snooze". Exasperated and bewildered, I complained, "What the HELL is a SNOOZE?!" (I pronounced it 'snooh-tseh' -- like an Italian word) And was convinced that, somehow, the language on my iPhone must have changed to Italian and concluded that a 'snooze' was an Italian pastry of some sort. After staring at it for at least 7.42 seconds, my mind was able to realize that, "Snooze," was, in fact, English and was, in fact, exactly the option I was looking for. I quietly promised myself that I would never tell this tale. I lied.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smiling in your profile pic. My match search is like the FBI's Most Wanted list, jesus. Yes, who am I to talk with my profile pic? Wanna fight about it?

If you've already found yourself laughing at/with me. Otherwise, you're dead inside and should go away, zombie woman.

Seriously, though...kind, dorky people, who can dish it and take it, make my manties hit the floor.