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26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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The username's a lie, I had that Sade song in my head. This is a rare case of me not being blunt but a common occurrence of me being a goof.

I'll sweep you off your feet, but that's mostly because I'm that clumsy and didn't see you standing there. I'll catch you when you fall, but then that's mostly because I'm sure you'll want some obnoxiously cute story to tell your friend(s)/cat(s)/therapists. People falling is one of my favorite things to watch, so appreciate the sacrifice being made, please. Really, this could all be another lie and I may have a romantic bone in my body. I will neither confirm nor deny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find a lip balm that doesn't gloss me up like a budding Zoolander.

Left corporate America to run off with the military to do intelligence work, but nana kept clutching both her chest and the nearest stable surface every step further I got. I hit pause on that and am now taking a law enforcement and soon-to-be grad school route to follow the same stubbornly idealistic dream of saving the world from all of the bad guys. And girls.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Compulsively fixing things, building computers, doing my own work on my car and bike. I used to call myself a tweaker. Finally, someone told me I should look that word up. Now, there's more than a handful of people somewhere out there that think I'm a high-functioning drug addict. Fantastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Scowling skyscraper.

"How do your eyebrows move like that?" I have a terrible poker face because my 'brows are notorious gossips. I've been asked this a few times, so I'm just gonna throw this out there: I do not get them done, nor do I plan to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I left out books and music because that can be like talking religion and politics these days. We'll get there.

TV: Futurama, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Orange Is The New Black, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Sherlock, New Girl, Always Sunny, The Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Girls (Like a man), Breaking Bad, Millionaire Matchmaker, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, The Office, South Park

Movies: Cinema Paradiso is up there with Inglorious Basterds, Mean Girls (Stop trying to make judgement happen, it's not gonna happen), The Dark Knight Rises, My Cousin Vinny, Big Fish, and probably some mob movie. Also, anything with Liam Neeson. That man's voice is like butter dipped in whiskey.

Food: Molasses are surprisingly tasty. I've yet to try any other parts of the mole, though. Otherwise, I try to eat somewhat healthy, but I'll be the first to throw down for a cheeseburger and pizza eating contest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Coffee/Tea -- Before either, I'm a firetruck: "KEEP BACK 200 FT"
- Food for thoughts, thoughts for food -- TED talks, podcasts, NPR, microwave instructions on freezer pizzas, etc.
- The internet in my hand.
- Gluten, apparently. Empirically concluded after sampling popular alternatives without gluten.
- Ben
- & Jerry's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pondering, and concluding, what makes people and the universe tick. Upside: I'll know when to show up with the guilty pleasures and support at the right time. Downside: I may wander off and get lost at the park. Kinda like a dog, minus the inopportune leg-humping. We just talked about my perfect timing, hello.

Too many movies would be over in 10 minutes if everyone would just chill the hell out and sit down to discuss their issues like adults. If you can think of a funny or very relevant example, share it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Passing out after a run, followed by reluctantly peeling myself off of my memory foam mattress (worst-best things) to get ready to meet a friend or few at some place one of us heard about on the internet that has that special thing ya gotta try, but turns out to be mediocre because they probably bribed friends and family to write those Yelp reviews. Is nothing sacred?

Sometimes, I'm drunk before, during, and/or after the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I become an instant blackbelt in karate when I walk into a spider web.

IPAs are too bitter. Of course, everyone refutes this with that one IPA they've had at this one bar that exclusively serves it and it was the best thing, ever. No, sh.
You should message me if
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You're nice, honest, pursue knowledge, don't care about fitting in but not a try-hard about it. Just do you. And if things go well, maybe me. I like people that can be kind of an ass, but not an asshole, because life's a balance. Most importantly, only if you've already found yourself laughing with or at me. Otherwise, you're dead inside and should go away, zombie woman.

You might say it's an impossible combination, but here I am.