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26 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:31pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The username's a lie, I had that Sade song in my head. This is a rare case of me not being blunt, but get used to eye-rolling and groaning at my jokes. Runs in the family. I laugh. You will, too.

I'll sweep you off your feet, but that's mostly because I'm that clumsy and didn't see you standing there. I'll catch you when you fall, but then that's mostly because I'm sure you'll want some obnoxiously cute story to tell your friend(s)/cat(s)/therapists. Plus...concussions are bad...I guess? People falling is one of my favorite things, so appreciate the sacrifice being made, please. Maybe I do have a romantic bone in my body. You're just gonna have to find out for yourself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Compulsively fixing things, building computers, doing my own work on my car and bike. I used to call myself a tweaker. Finally, someone told me I should look that word up. Now, there's more than a handful of people somewhere out there that think I'm a high-functioning drug addict. Fantastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I left out books and music because that can be like talking religion and politics these days. We'll get there.

TV: Futurama, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Orange Is The New Black, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Sherlock, New Girl, Always Sunny, The Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Girls (Like a man, thankyouverymuch), Breaking Bad, Millionaire Matchmaker, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, The Office, South Park

Movies: Cinema Paradiso is up there with Inglorious Basterds, Mean Girls (Stop trying to make judgement happen, it's not gonna happen), The Dark Knight Rises, My Cousin Vinny, Big Fish, and probably some mob movie. Also, anything with Liam Neeson. That man's voice is like butter dipped in whiskey.

Food: Molasses are surprisingly tasty. I've yet to try any other parts of the mole, though. Otherwise, I try to eat somewhat healthy, but I'll be the first to throw down for a cheeseburger and pizza eating contest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Coffee/Tea -- Before either, I'm a firetruck: "KEEP BACK 200 FT"

- Food for thought, thought for food -- TED talks, podcasts, NPR, microwave instructions on freezer pizzas, etc.

- Rest stops on road trips. I like the overall energy, how they signify progress made to a faraway destination, and how I'm amongst people I'll likely never cross paths with again. Oh, and the choco tacos. Can't leave one without a choco taco.

- Fucking gluten. If I find success on here, hopefully this will no longer be literal. Anyway, this is empirically concluded after sampling popular gluten-free alternatives.

- Ben
- & Jerry's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend too much time thinking about what makes people and the universe tick. Upside: I'll know when to show up with the guilty pleasures and a sympathetic shoulder at the right time. Downside: I may wander off and get lost at the park. Kinda like a dog, minus the inopportune leg-humping. We just talked about my good timing, hello.

If I should get a tattoo and what would it be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Passing out after a run, followed by kicking myself to get ready to meet a friend or few, probably at some place where the owner's bribed friends to give them those high ratings on Yelp. Is nothing sacred? I may be drunk before, during, and/or after.

If I don't feel like doing the above, I pick a direction and ride off on my motorcycle until I find a reason to stop. Sometimes, that doesn't happen and I've found myself in some precarious situations. Ever ford 3 feet of water on a motorcycle during a tropical storm? Don't. That said, I've got room for two. *wink nudge nudge wink nudge*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I become an instant blackbelt in karate when I walk into a spider web.
You should message me if
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If you're not Scarlett Johansson. Stop it, Scarlett, it's never gonna happen.

Must not be above seeing who can slide further (farther?) in socks, because that's my main mode of transport at home. It's the little things in life. Most importantly, only if you've already found yourself laughing with or at me. Otherwise, you're dead inside and should go away, zombie woman.