I'll sweep you off your feet, but that's mostly because I'm that clumsy and didn't see you standing there. Semantics. I'll make an earnest attempt to catch you while you fall, but then that's mostly because I'm sure you'll want some obnoxiously cute story to tell your friends/parents/cat(s) after we first meet. Otherwise, people falling is my favorite thing to watch, as well as an activity I personally partake in quite often.
NYC Native; Magellan of the MTA, impossibly high standards for weird (try me), and expertly parallel-parking my way into the smallest of spots in people's hearts.