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26 Metairie, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 13
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SUMMER is just around the corner. Looking for a summer job? Apply today! Seeking qualified Girlfriends to be, what else, my girlfriend! Looking for FULL-TIME applicants please! Part-time need not apply.

LOOKING FOR Girlfriend. Please message me with the following form filled out.

Applicant Name ___________________
Home Phone _____________________
Cell Phone _______________________
Email Address ____________________

How were you referred to me?:________________________


Position(s) applying for:________________________________
Are you applying for:
Girlfriend – such as summer or holiday girlfriend? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Regular Girlfriend? [ ] Y or [ ] N
What days and hours are you available?___________________________________________
If applying for Girlfriend, when will you be available? ___________________________________________

If selected, on what date can you start dating? ___ / ___ / ___

Can you be a Girlfriend on the weekends? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Can you be a Girlfriend in the evenings? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Personal Information:

Have you ever been a Girlfriend before? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If yes, please explain (include date): ________________________
If selected, would you have transportation to/from my house? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Are you over the age of 18? ? [ ] Y or [ ] N

If chosen, would you be able to present evidence of your U.S. citizenship or proof of your legal right to be in the United States? [ ] Y or [ ] N

If chosen, are you willing to submit to and pass a controlled substance test? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offense (felony or misdemeanor)? [ ] Y or [ ] N

If yes, please state the nature of the crime(s), when and where convicted and disposition of the case.____________________________________________

(Note: No applicant will be denied girlfriend status solely on the grounds of conviction of a criminal offense.)

Do you have any other experience, training, qualifications, or skills which you feel should be brought to my attention, in the case that they make you especially suited to be my girlfriend?
[ ] Y or [ ] N

If yes, please explain: ________________________

This does not offer tenured or guaranteed Girlfriend status. Either myself or the Girlfriend can terminate the relationship at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished College and graduated with my degree last year!

But i'm really looking forward to having [Full-time Girlfriend] to help fill my time and spice up my life!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an amazing Full-time Boyfriend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually get a lot of compliments on my lips. Also my dashing good looks. People say that i have a smooth walk, and great posture. How i'm never late and how clean my shoes are.

Most people are amazed at my social and speaking skills as well as sexy phone voice. Being my Full-time Girlfriend means you'll never hear another boring phone voice again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Generic post about reading and loving a genre of books. You like my choices.

Mainstream movies that everyone likes
The latest horror film
The latest comedy
A film you've never heard of, but seem interested in.

Generic , "i love all kinds of music, but here are my exceptions."

Exclamation at loving all food types and trying anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
Positive attitude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who my next girlfriend will be. I cant wait to go through all the hundreds of applications i get every week. Who will i chose to be my girlfriend?! It could be YOU!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night i am out with, [girlfriend]. She is so beautiful and funny. [girlfriend] is always wearing the sweetest perfume and has her hair perfectly put up. After going to the picture show, [girlfriend] and i go home and relax and watch movies such as, The Notebook, and Twilight. But of course, we also watch man movies like, The Help, and Magic Mike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Penguins bother me greatly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Due to the large volume of emails i am getting, it may take awhile to get to all of you. I AM NOT ignoring you, i just haven't replied to your email yet.