Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Side note: Bisexuality seems to mean polyamorous on here. I am not
Well, I guess I'm a person. Yep. Well, depends how loosely you use
the term or how you define a person. I guess if you don't define me
as a person, that's probably something to think about.
John Dinner, (the username, not my real name, it's also easier to
talk about yourself in third person but not, but I'm doing it
anyway because I'm anxiously trying hard to be at the slightest
amusing or interesting) is a 20 year-old man who might be
considered to be nice and have a sense of humor, or something maybe
possibly, but not commonly. Just here to look for friends mainly,
if anything else comes from that then sure, that's a bonus.
I poop media for my own entertainment and occasionally the
entertainment of others and hope to make a living from this. It is
mainly music, sound, stuff.
I also enjoy the odd video game, with a kind of strange love for
terrible games. Deadly Premonition is the most fun I've had playing
a video game and it's like a poorly translated Japanese David
Lynch/Tim and Eric mess.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think I'm doing ok, I'm not dead yet.
At least I hope not, that would be too easy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Heh, get it? Because I said self-esteem and I couldn't think of
anything else I was good at, it's funny because it contradicts
itself within this context or something. It's funnier when I
explain the joke.
(Two years on from when I wrote this, I feel I have to clarify that
I am good at something: Videogames, I'll fucking beat you whenever
wherever on whatever, bring it, please)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. How much of it is on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bad Plus, Thelonious Monk, electronic music like Aphex Twin,
Gasman, µ-ziq, Cylob and the occasional Noise Rock band I guess,
Philip Glass. Blah blah blah, goes on and on, Venetian Snares,
Shitmat, Flying Lotus, King Crimson, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box... You
know, a bit of everything.
Movies? Well I don't really have a particular taste there, I like
watching Tim and Eric, stuff like that, a lot of stuff actually.
Recently watched Silent Hill, that was ok. Another one was Tekkon
Kinkreet, which I enjoyed (the soundtrack is brilliant). Been
watching a lot of stuff on the Adult Swim network lately (Eric
Andre show is the best). Anything by/with Chris Morris etc. I think
I would just watch anything with the right company though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, sleep, light, sight and hearing. Actually, ignore all
that, so many people have done that on here already.
Hmm, I guess I could live without a shower, it's not like it would
kill me not to shower every morning, so that doesn't make the
list... Well, not to say that I don't shower every day, just that
smelling bad isn't the end to life.
I probably could live with myself if I lost my hearing or sight
too. Come to think of it, sleep sucks, that's like 7-8 hours out of
my day, I could totally do without sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I beatbox in the shower.
I think it's called beatboxing? Just make ridiculous noises with
your mouth under the guise of music? Like a terrible Reggie Watts
while I shower.
You should message me if
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You're really bored, want to give me a soundtrack job, want to
talk, you accidently clicked to send a message to me (well you
might as well now, otherwise you'll anger the server). Or if you
just want to message me for whatever reason.
Don't even think about liking me, I'm not paying to see that shit,
the only reason it's like that is because the people who owned
Match.com acquired this website and the paywall/liking system
actually statistically shrinks the possibility of this whole thing
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