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John_Dinner

21 M Bristol, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Side note: Bisexuality seems to mean polyamorous on here. I am not like this.

Well, I guess I'm a person. Yep. Well, depends how loosely you use the term or how you define a person. I guess if you don't define me as a person, that's probably something to think about.

John Dinner, (the username, not my real name, it's also easier to talk about yourself in third person but not, but I'm doing it anyway because I'm anxiously trying hard to be at the slightest amusing or interesting) is a 20 year-old man who might be considered to be nice and have a sense of humor, or something maybe possibly, but not commonly. Just here to look for friends mainly, if anything else comes from that then sure, that's a bonus.

I poop media for my own entertainment and occasionally the entertainment of others and hope to make a living from this. It is mainly music, sound, stuff.

I also enjoy the odd video game, with a kind of strange love for terrible games. Deadly Premonition is the most fun I've had playing a video game and it's like a poorly translated Japanese David Lynch/Tim and Eric mess.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think I'm doing ok, I'm not dead yet.

At least I hope not, that would be too easy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self esteem.

Heh, get it? Because I said self-esteem and I couldn't think of anything else I was good at, it's funny because it contradicts itself within this context or something. It's funnier when I explain the joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. How much of it is on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bad Plus, Thelonious Monk, electronic music like Aphex Twin, Gasman, µ-ziq, Cylob and the occasional Noise Rock band I guess, Philip Glass. Blah blah blah, goes on and on, Venetian Snares, Shitmat, Some instrumental hiphop, Dead People. Recently got into Air...

Movies? Well I don't really have a particular taste there, I like watching Tim and Eric, stuff like that, a lot of stuff actually. Recently watched Silent Hill, that was ok. Another one was Tekkon Kinkreet, which I enjoyed (the soundtrack is brilliant). Been watching allot of stuff on the Adult Swim network lately. Anything by/with Chris Morris etc. I think I would just watch anything with the right company though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, sleep, light, sight and hearing. Actually, ignore all that, so many people have done that on here already.

Hmm, I guess I could live without a shower, it's not like it would kill me not to shower every morning, so that doesn't make the list... Well, not to say that I don't shower every day, just that smelling bad isn't the end to life.

I probably could live with myself if I lost my hearing or sight too. Come to think of it, sleep sucks, that's like 7-8 hours out of my day, I could totally do without sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
what I yam'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I beatbox in the shower.

I think it's called beatboxing? Just make ridiculous noises with your mouth under the guise of music? Like a terrible, white Reggie Watts while I shower.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really bored, want to give me a soundtrack job, want to talk, you accidently clicked to send a message to me (well you might as well now, otherwise you'll anger the server). Or if you just want to message me for whatever reason.