Staying alive one day at a time.
Doing the unexpected. Most of the things I do or say in social setting are to either envoke a puzzled look in people or make them laugh when they know they shouldn't. It's all for my own amusement, really.
Movies: I love movies! I tend to think most "hollywood blockbusters" are terrible. I like horror a lot but I'll watch any genre if it's well made. If a movie is bad, I'm going to make fun of it the entire time. The last movie I saw in a theater was They Live.
TV: I watch true crime things like Forensic Files, Criminal Minds, Snapped, Cold Case Files, or whatever other random things I can find. I do love some shows like Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Office, Law and Order, Breaking Bad, Futurama, Daria Trailer Park Boys, etc.
Music: Bob Dylan, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, Johnny Cash, The Band, System of a Down, Slayer, Sex Pistols, David Bowie, Bright Eyes, The Offspring, The Beatles, Merle Haggard, Wu Tang Clan, Eminem, Radiohead, Die Antwoord, Tom Waits, Muddy Waters, Neil Young, Dr. Dre
Food: I know everyone says everything, but I really do like everything. I don't have a "I will never eat ____" food. If the dish is done well and makes sense, I'll at least try it. Cooking is a passion of mine so I can be a little picky or critical based on quality or technique, but I love every style and family of food equally.
If I were an alien from another planet how would I view this situation?
Elementary particle physics