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John_Smith1882

24 M Bloomington, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided to not take this too seriously. My name is Murphy. I live in Bloomington. I do things that I find to be fun and/or entertaining. Oh, about a third of the time I'm asleep.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moving through life trying to figure out where it's taking me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing the unexpected. Most of the things I do or say in social setting are to either envoke a puzzled look in people or make them laugh when they know they shouldn't. It's all for my own amusement, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I really do not care what their first impressions of me are. I mean, they came from your own brain. That's not concern.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, decoding the universe, Euclid in the Rainforrest, choke, fight club, the great shark hunt, a brief history of time

Movies: Stanley Kubrick. The ninth gate. Sweet and lowdown. The departed.

TV Shows: The Simpsons, Seinfeld, king of the hill, arrested development, archer, South Park

Music: Bob Dyaln, David Bowie, Murder By Death, Warren Zevon, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Bright Eyes, Robert Johnson, The Doors, Tom Waits, Interpol

Food: waffles. Steak. Sushi. Enchiladas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Comedy
Cats
Bourbon
Camels
Reddit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics. The nature of life. Collective consciousness. What I am going to write about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends
Hanging out alone
Why did they pick friday for this question?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time I walked around a bad neighborhood in
East st louis at 3am wearing a shirt with a soviet hammer and sicle on it wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses and also a pair of red stunna shades
Over them and just randomly went up to people and started cracking jokes. I was surprisingly unharmed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you live life to be happy.