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25 Bloomington, IL Man


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  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has cats
English, French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I've given up trying to figure life out and make it do what I want it to do. Now I'm just going with the flow and letting life happen as it happens. I don't care anymore, and I'm enjoying it. Welcome to my world.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in a fine dining kitchens, learning as much as I can about the culinary arts.

Staying alive one day at a time.
I’m really good at
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Petting cats. Cooking food. Carrying heavy things. Organizing.

Doing the unexpected. Most of the things I do or say in social setting are to either envoke a puzzled look in people or make them laugh when they know they shouldn't. It's all for my own amusement, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I lack shame, modesty, and hate abiding by social constructs. I do my own thing, my own way and I don't really care how anyone feels about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have a pretty big collection of books on math and physics, history, biology, medicine, and political science. When I do read fiction, I like Palahniuk, Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, and Stephen King.

Movies: I love movies! I tend to think most "hollywood blockbusters" are terrible. I like horror a lot but I'll watch any genre if it's well made. If a movie is bad, I'm going to make fun of it the entire time. The last movie I saw in a theater was They Live.

Shows: I don't have cable (don't want it) but I watch Netflix and other random stuff online. I love the classics like Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Office, Trailer Park Boys, etc. I just finished Master of None on Netflix which was hilarious.

Music: Bob Dylan, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, Johnny Cash, The Band, System of a Down, Slayer, Sex Pistols, David Bowie, Bright Eyes, The Offspring, The Beatles, Merle Haggard, Wu Tang Clan, Eminem, Radiohead, Die Antwoord, Tom Waits, Muddy Waters, Neil Young, Dr. Dre

Food: I know everyone says everything, but I really do like everything. I don't have a "I will never eat ____" food. If the dish is done well and makes sense, I'll at least try it. Cooking is a passion of mine so I can be a little picky or critical based on quality or technique, but I love every style and family of food equally.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to best save the human race from extinction

If I were an alien from another planet how would I view this situation?

Elementary particle physics
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the restaurant, or at home with a nice Bourbon. Sometimes I venture out into the world if there is something interesting going on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sleep walk a lot.
You should message me if
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You are genuine or insane or fun or any combination of those