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John_Teller

24 Tampa, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Law
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jake, and I like things. If you want to know more, come at me br0.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got two jobs, working on getting back into school

The actual answer is that I'm 24 and have no fucking idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
STUFF
THINGS
BOTH?

YOU DECIDE
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The mustache + beard I've been ardently failing to cultivate - still refusing to shave by lying to myself that it will one day fill out. Optimism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Horror, fantasy, science fiction. The entire works of Stephen King. A Song of Ice and Fire, Wheel of Time, Brave New World, Vonnegut...

Movies: all of them. Goodfellas is the greatest movie ever made, if you were wondering.

TV: Breaking Bad, the Wire, GoT, Mad Men, Archer, Deadwood, Community, Lost, Hannibal, The Sopranos, et al.

Music: 2deep4u stuff, generally hipster garbage.

Food: yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet.
laptop.
rig.
bros.
whiskey.
family

You only #yolo once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eccentric things, because I am an eccentric person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
fucking shit up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big Taylor Swift fan. Don't h8, m8.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can handle dis~
Or you think I seem cool/interesting/autistic/etc.