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John__Stamos

31 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. My name is Ben. I am a liberal, a realist, and a bit of a cynic.

I’m rather (read: very) anti-establishment... all that 99% stuff. The Occupy Movement, Anonymous... if you sympathize with either of these groups, we'll get along great :)

I love science in general, though physics, astronomy, and biology really peak my curiosity.

Technology. I'm obsessed.

I play a little guitar, I'm a decent (but somewhat out of practice) artist.

I’m a problem solver- it’s what they taught me in college, and now it’s what I do at work. So I see problems. Some of them don’t even know that they’re problems… I see them all the time. They’re everywhere. (extra points if you caught the 6th Sense reference).

I really don't have a "type" when it comes to women, and I'm absolutely looking for friends too, so don't hesitate to message!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The company I work for relocated me to Denver, I’ve been here for six months or so. I studied Information Science and Technology in College (I went to Penn State) and I am now a Software Engineer and Consultant.

It’s mentally stimulating enough and it pays the bills. What I’m really looking for are things to occupy my time when I’m not at the office.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Google. (for real)
2. Computers and computer programs: I'll figure it out or fix it.
3. Solving problems logically.
4. Keeping organized.
5. Being mediocre at guitar.
6. Drawing.
7. Debate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The lady at Subway yells at me when I don't do my hair... so... my hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1984, Brave New World, The Universe in a Nutshell, A Brief History of Time, Animal Farm, Calvin and Hobbes, Computer Programming Manuals, The Internet

The Matrix, Idiocracy, Office Space, Let's go to Prison, South Park the Movie, Thank You For Smoking, the Alien series, Predator series, Terminator series, Shawn of the Dead, any zombie movie, Avengers / Xmen / Batman series, V for Vendetta, the list goes on and on.

South Park (I grew up on South Park), Game of Thrones, Dexter, Prison Break, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, Tosh.0, The Universe, Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking, Cosmos with Neil Degrass Tyson, Cosmos with Carl Sagan, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (I was surprised too) Spartacus (possibly my fav. series) , Adult Swim, The Simpsons, tons of 90's cartoons, Planet Earth, any and all science documentaries, and much more.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Traveling Wilburys, Cake, Billy Joel, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Sublime, Greenday, Weezer, Weird Al (he still cracks me up, shuddup.) pretty much all classic rock, the "hits" so to speak from the 80s and 90s (ahh memories...) and MUCH more. I also sift through the top 100 stuff on the cheese radio stations during my lame commute. I'll listen to whats catchy, and wonder how the other 90% ever got on the radio in the first place...

I love Chinese and Mexican food, and breakfast. I could eat only breakfast food, three meals a day, it would be amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. social networks
2. a two monitor setup on my computer
3. google maps
4. grooveshark.com
5. Blizzard Entertainment
6. Cannabis
7. Netflix
8. The scientific method
9. topdocumentaryfilms.com
10. cats
11. Logic. I love to know things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What’s at the edge of the universe.
What is beyond the event horizon of a black hole.
Whether or not time is real.
How counter-productive religion is to the advancement of the human race.
If I should buy a PS4 or an Xbox One.
What type of badass secret technology the government has that they won’t show me.
A new hobby to take up.
How and when American society will break down.
What's with all the handlebar moustache on a stick pics?
The proper greeting for a first-time meeting off OCK. Still can't figure that one out... definitely not a handshake... are we supposed to hug?
The multiverse theory.
The systematic deconstruction of the United States government.
If pi is really non-repeating.
A startup website to launch that would make me super-rich.
What people mean when they just put the " - " in the Drugs box. I think there should be an "If you've got'em" option.
Why I can’t have a pet dinosaur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stealthily administering vigilante justice in the streets of Gotham City.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I read "Don't just message me 'hi'" I think "hah, I'm messaging you high right now."

I run out of clean spoons and end up eating yogurt with a fork at least once a week.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
One or more of the following apply:

You like to think.
You want to learn guitar with me (i know the basics).
You want to get outside and do something active.
Your are cannabis friendly.

You can put space between your paragraphs. Gawwwwd...

You know the difference between "right and wrong" and "correct and incorrect". Or you're interested in my take on it :)

Or if you just want to- I'll respond. If you took the time to check out my profile and you think we'd get along, that's the least I can do!

Me:
https://imgur.com/gallery/zhTb6

-Ben

https://www.facebook.com/BenJohnson411