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Johnboat

34 M Spokane, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Mellowest guy you would ever meet... until I lived in Missoula, MT for three years; now I'm a bit twitchy. (Long story.) Getting up before noon is a chore I avoid doing... I love the night-life. When the sun goes down; my 'day' is just beginning. There is not much better than a warm summer night. I am tacky, ornery, and slap-happy. In the winter I drive with the heat on and the windows rolled down. I do what I can to enjoy life and try to include my close friends whenever possible. Which is why I'm here: single-friends tend to be more open to spending time together... and I don't have as many single-friends as I once did. It's sad really; as a friend once said, "Spokane is where the young go to give up."
What I’m doing with my life
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Living one day at a time.

I moved to Spokanistan to decompress from college (nine years straight culminating in three Associate degrees): live life with no responsibility to no one or thing other than the voices in my head... and to save up for a bigger move west. Current goal is: Portland... someday... I hope. I grew up in SoCal and want to make it back to somewhere close to the ocean.

UPDATE: *ACK* Spokane has somehow sucked seven years off my life. Gross. Changes are coming... Which means I have no time to make new friends. I won't be making first contact on here any time soon. If you like what you see it's all on you.

I'm horribly unprepared for cardio required for the coming Zombie Apocalypse... I've started "working out", which is a totally new concept to me... I've always laughed at people that not only like working out, but also include it as a hobby. So we'll see how this new aspect of my life pans out.

UPDATE: I've stopped extra physical activity. Don't have time for it. (Srsly, working 60ish hour weeks over here!) Leaving this here as a guilty reminder for when my life returns to something resembling normal.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I am by no means shy, but I can be a bit quiet. (This confuses people.) Thus, I may not be an open book, but nor am I a locked diary. I am a listener and observer above all else, which tends to make those who hide things uneasy. This amuses me. MWAHAHAHA!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Anything by: Douglas Adams, Michael Chrichton, Robert Kirkman, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk...

MOVIES: 40 Year-Old Virgin, Batman (Nolan-verse), Fight Club, Frailty, Grosse Pointe Blank, Iron Man 1 & 2, (anything by) Kevin Smith, Matrix, Prometheus (really any Alien related movie except the fourth one), Shaun of the Dead, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Super Troopers, Terminator 1 & 2, Trapped, When Harry Met Sally, Whip It. (The list goes on nearly forever, but this is a good cross section.)

TV: A-Team, Archer, Community, Cops, Deadliest Catch, Dexter, Family Guy, Fringe, House, LOST, MacGyver, Newsroom, Quantum Leap, Rescue Me, Sons of Anarchy, Stargate (any), ST: TNG & DS9, Walking Dead, Wilfred, Weeds.

MUSIC: AC/DC... to ...ZZ Top. (I try to see concerts/shows as often as possible. Also, a sizable fraction of the people I hang out with are karaoke addicts. Lucky for me they're pretty damn good at it.)

FOODS: Mexican, bacon, Italian, bacon, American, oh and ummm... bacon smothered in cheddar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All I need is three...

~towel
~sachel
~Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I'm not arguing with the voices in my head? Friends, girls, traveling, Star Trek, bacon, the coming Zombie Apocalypse...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Comfortably numb... or asleep. I work weekends.

Saturdays and Sundays often involve roller derby. My roommate is the primary announcer for most of the local leagues. Bad-ass girls in fish nets whippin' around a track. Good stuff. Srsly, it's very different than how it is generally perceived by the public. Especially here in Spokane where hockey is the most popular sport (which closely resembles derby). Thus, it surprises me how low attendance is for bouts. Spokane: perpetually behind the curve. (Derby has become a big deal elsewhere in this country where it sells out arenas.) Come see a bout!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read Star Trek books. (This does not include fan-fic!) I suppose most would put them on the level of trashy romance novels? They are by no means high literary art, but I find them entertaining. *shrugs*
You should message me if
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...you: need/want a friend, are simply curious, etc. I'm not here to find a date per se... I don't date people I don't know... (I find modern dating rituals / rules; archaic & wasteful...) i.e. I'm not one to 'ask out' someone based soley on a first impression... thus, I'm here to meet people and make friends. C'mon, I don't bite... ok, I do... but I don't get (too many) complaints.

I have several friends that utilize this site as well. You're welcome to contact them to see if you can dig up any dirt on me. ;p (Ordered in most dirt-knowledge potential to least:) SupaCuteFatChic, boicub, DrPhilsPills, Caramel-, elxaoloco, tinytall & thayameaust.