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I am tacky, ornery, and slap-happy

Johnboat

28 / m / straight / Single

Spokane, Washington, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 6' 0" (1.82m).

Looking For New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes Yes

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Sometimes

Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it

Sign Leo and it's fun to think about

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Student

Income $0-$20,000

Kids Dislikes children

Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), French

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My self-summary

Hey you!

Mellowest guy you would ever meet (without using drugs, I'm down right lethargic with the drugs) until I lived in Missoula, MT for three years; now I'm just REALLY twitchy.

Getting up before noon is a chore I avoid doing... I avoid doing a lot of chores, but that's a whole other topic. I love the night-life. When the sun goes down; my “day” is just beginning.

Other than that, if you want more detail; read the rest of the profile. Or go to www.myspace.com/johnboat then if you still want more: message me. The other option is to just contact me and get the information personally. C'mon, I don't bite... I'm more of a nibbler.

What I'm doing with my life

Living one day at a time.

I had recently moved back to Idaho and finished my last year of college... maybe. *heh heh* At the beginning of June ('07) I moved to Spokane to decompress from college: live life with no responsibility to no one or thing other than the voices in my head... and to save up for a bigger move west. Current goal is to move to Portland the summer of '09. (I hope. I grew up in SoCal and want to make it back to somewhere close to the ocean.) Who's with me?

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The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

I am by no means shy, but I can be a bit quiet. (This confuses people.) Thus, I may not be an open book, but nor am I a locked diary. I am a listener and observer above all else, which tends to make those who hide things uneasy. This amuses me. *evil cackle*

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS: Anything by: Douglas Adams, Michael Chrichton, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk.

MOVIES: Frailty, Grosse Pointe Blank, Matrix, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn, Terminator 1&2, When Harry Met Sally. (The list goes on nearly forever.)

MUSIC: AC/DC... to ...ZZ Top.

FOODS: Mexican, bacon, Italian, bacon, American, oh and ummm... bacon.

The six things I could never do without

All I need is three...

~a towel.

~a sachel.

~a copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

When I'm not arguing with the voices in my head? Friends, girls, traveling, sex, Star Trek...

On a typical Friday night I am

Comfortably numb.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

When Harry Met Sally is my bible.

You should message me if

...you: need/want a friend, are simply curious, want a date, etc. I wouldn't recomend this last one, it could lead to a realtionship. I make a horrible boyfriend, just ask an ex or two. *tee hee*

A friendly tip for ALL users: the more questions you answer the more accurate the matching is. I'd suggest getting (at least) past the 1000 mark. Yes, I know it gets tedious after a while. Take this in to account: a very good friend of mine joined here a while ago and it always bugged us that we matched somewhat low (under 70%). After poking and prodding her in to answering past 1000 questions... she shot up 20%.

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