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Johnboat

33 M Spokane, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Mellowest guy you would ever meet... until I lived in Missoula, MT for three years; now I'm a bit twitchy. (Long story.) Getting up before noon is a chore I avoid doing... I love the night-life. When the sun goes down; my 'day' is just beginning. There is not much better than a warm summer night. I am tacky, ornery, and slap-happy. In the winter I drive with the heat on and the windows rolled down. I do what I can to enjoy life and try to include my close friends whenever possible. Which is why I'm here: single-friends tend to be more open to spending time together... and I don't have as many single-friends as I once did. It's sad really; as a friend once said, "Spokane is where the young go to give up."
What I’m doing with my life
Living one day at a time.

I moved to Spokanistan to decompress from college (nine years straight culminating in three Associate degrees): live life with no responsibility to no one or thing other than the voices in my head... and to save up for a bigger move west. Current goal is: Portland... someday... I hope. I grew up in SoCal and want to make it back to somewhere close to the ocean.

Figures... the above paragraph ends with the biggest goal in my life right now... yet I currently have the best job I've EVER had (high on joy & low on pay)... which will make it a bit hard to leave this town. Also related to the job (my first real desk job)... and the fact I'm horribly unprepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse... I've started "working out", which is a totally new concept to me... I've always laughed at people that not only like working out, but also include it as a hobby. So we'll see how this new aspect of my life pans out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am by no means shy, but I can be a bit quiet. (This confuses people.) Thus, I may not be an open book, but nor am I a locked diary. I am a listener and observer above all else, which tends to make those who hide things uneasy. This amuses me. MWAHAHAHA!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Anything by: Douglas Adams, Michael Chrichton, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Walking Dead.

MOVIES: 40 Year-Old Virgin, Batman (Nolan-verse), Fight Club, Frailty, Grosse Pointe Blank, Iron Man 1 & 2, (anything by) Kevin Smith, Matrix, Prometheus (really any Alien related movie except the fourth one), Shaun of the Dead, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Super Troopers, Terminator 1 & 2, Trapped, When Harry Met Sally, Whip It. (The list goes on nearly forever, but this is a good cross section.)

TV: A-Team, Archer, Community, Cops, Deadliest Catch, Dexter, Family Guy, Fringe, House, LOST, MacGyver, Newsroom, Quantum Leap, Rescue Me, Sons of Anarchy, Stargate (any), ST: TNG & DS9, True Blood, Walking Dead, Wilfred, Weeds.

MUSIC: AC/DC... to ...ZZ Top. (I try to see concerts/shows as often as possible. Also, a sizable fraction of the people I hang out with are karaoke addicts. Lucky for me they're pretty damn good at it.)

FOODS: Mexican, bacon, Italian, bacon, American, oh and ummm... bacon smothered in cheddar.
The six things I could never do without
All I need is three...

~towel.
~sachel.
~Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I'm not arguing with the voices in my head? Friends, girls, traveling, Star Trek, bacon, the coming Zombie Apocalypse...
On a typical Friday night I am
Comfortably numb... or asleep. My work schedule drastically changed last year and am still getting used to it.

Saturdays and Sundays often involve roller derby. My roommate is the primary announcer for most of the local leagues. Bad-ass girls in fish nets whippin' around a track. Good stuff. Srsly, it's very different than how it is generally perceived by the public. Especially here in Spokane where hockey is the most popular sport (which closely resembles derby). Thus, it surprises me how low attendance is for bouts. Spokane: perpetually behind the curve. (Derby has become a big deal elsewhere in this country where it sells out arenas.) Come see a bout!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read Star Trek books. (This does not include fan-fic!) I suppose most would put them on the level of trashy romance novels? They are by no means high literary art, but I find them entertaining. *shrugs*
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you: need/want a friend, are simply curious, etc. I'm not here to find a date per se... I don't date people I don't know... (I find modern dating rituals / rules; archaic & wasteful...) i.e. I'm not one to 'ask out' someone based soley on a first impression... thus, I'm here to meet people and make friends. C'mon, I don't bite... ok, I do... but I don't get (too many) complaints.

I have several friends that utilize this site as well. You're welcome to contact them to see if you can dig up any dirt on me. ;p (Ordered in most dirt-knowledge potential to least:) SupaCuteFatChic, boicub, DrPhilsPills, Caramel-, elxaoloco, tinytall & thayameaust.