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25 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:15pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I don't wanna use the term "I have my shit together" because it's such a bullshit phrase. There are tonnes of people who have their 'shit together', but aren't independent. However, I do have my own vehicle, job, and apartment.

I really just like to tell jokes and stuff. I honestly don't take too much of life seriously.

I spend a lot of time watching and learning from the works of the most influential people in my life; Dan Avidan of Ninja Sex Party and Game Grumps, Eddie Izzard, Brent Black, and Jon Jafari.

People like to tell me I'm an adult? I don't see it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working menial jobs while trying to start a career in comedy entertainment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skinning children.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't do what most people do. I bounce alot, laugh too much, make dumb faces, and put on ridiculous voices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sherlock Holmes stories, I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Eight Doctors, Rendezvous with Rama.

Vidja Games
Final Fantasy V, VI, IX, Chrono Trigger, Radical Dreamers, Chrono Cross, Goemon, Castlevania (All), Mega Man 2, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario RPG, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Fallout 1,2,3 and New Vegas, Assassin's Creed, Dark Souls, Heroes of Newarth

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is the greatest movie ever made.

Se7en, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Children of Men, The Losers, Zodiac, The Princess Bride, Blade Runner, Dr. Who and the Daleks, Daleks' Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D., Super 8, The Magnificent Seven, Seven Samurai, The Great Dictator.

Doctor Who, Star Trek(All except Voyager and Enterprise. =/), Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Firefly
Boston Legal, The Office, Arrested Development, Community

Everything, really.

Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb.

Jon Jafari, Patton Oswalt, Eddie Izzard, Louis C.K., Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, Pete Holmes, Aisha Tyler, Wanda Sykes, Amy Poehler.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My Friends
- Laptop
- Carrots
- Motorcycle
- Conventions
- Sense of humour.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This fucking song.

Skits, shorts, jokes, acts, and routines to perform.

Ways to be rude to people who deserve it. Looking at you, Satan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games with friends.

Rocking out to some NSP

Writing new material

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

I made my first video that I'm proud of enough to share with the public. It's short and dumb, but fuck you, it's funny.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This video tugged at your heart strings.

or! You're a (safe?) crazy person who likes to do crazy things like jump in random lakes and ponds. Yes? Good.

or if you just wanna play some Steam games. Add TheJohnfather/Adm. Dick Lasers. ;3