Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit fucking miffed that I can't choose 'jolly' as my body
type. I think it's the best term to use since I'm not really
like... fat? I'm more just... like a Stay Puft Marshmallow
Yup! I'm bisexual! Though, dudes, please don't message me. You're
all creepy and weird and have your shirts off in your photos. I
like meeting dudes in social situations, not online. Sorry!
I say the fuck word a lot, and am generally terrible at
communicating online since everything I say comes off disingenuous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to make money telling jokes, but I wasn't very good,
apparently, so now I'm doing the adult thing and working 'real
jobs' until I can figure out what way I want to take my comedy for
the 2016 year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being angry. I get upset sometimes, in which case I'm just
kinda mopey? but I don't feel comfortable being angry or even being
around angry people.
I do like to swear a shit tonne, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shame on me for not having read a book in a long ass time. I used
to read so much, but I often feel like I don't have the time to
anymore, which is a fucking lie I tell myself to feel better about
not reading enough.
I do play a fair amount of video games though, but even that's
slowing down in favour of going out and doing things.
Most big RPGs from 1994-2001 are my bread and butter. Chrono
Trigger, Chrono Cross, Final Fantasy IX, Super Mario RPG, Suikoden
II. All that AND A BAG OF CHIPS, BABY.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I could have done differently in life.
It's not fucking healthy, but I do it anyways. I can't go back and
fix it, but shit I can learn from it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing video games or writing sketches/bits. I'm at a
pretty low point so I'm not feeling particularly inspired to write
anything funny, but SHIT I know I will be someday.
You should message me if
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You're not an emotionally manipulative jerk.
If you wanna go down by the docks with some booze and sing Aqua
into the night, that sounds like a pretty good time to me.
Who are you looking for?
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