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Johngerbreadman

24 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:50pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am the Unicorn Wizard
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbra-rKXzk4 )

I really just like to tell jokes and stuff. I honestly don't take too much of life seriously.

I spend a lot of time watching and learning from the works of the most influential people in my life; Dan Avidan of Ninja Sex Party and Game Grumps, Eddie Izzard, Brent Black, and Jon Jafari.

People like to tell me I'm an adult? I don't see it.
What I’m doing with my life
Working menial jobs while trying to start a career in comedy entertainment.

Laughing at poop jokes.
I’m really good at
Making light of things that should not be taken lightly.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I like to sing... horribly.

That I laugh at poop jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Stories
Sherlock Holmes stories, I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Eight Doctors, Rendezvous with Rama.

Vidja Games
Final Fantasy V, VI, IX, Chrono Trigger, Radical Dreamers, Chrono Cross, Goemon, Castlevania (All), Mega Man 2, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario RPG, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Fallout 1,2,3 and New Vegas, Assassin's Creed, Dark Souls, Heroes of Newarth

Movies
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is the greatest movie ever made.

Barring that; Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Children of Men, The Losers, Zodiac, The Princess Bride, Blade Runner, Dr. Who and the Daleks, Daleks' Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D., Super 8, The Magnificent Seven, Seven Samurai, The Great Dictator.

Tele
Doctor Who, Star Trek(All except Voyager and Enterprise. =/), Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Firefly
Boston Legal, The Office, Arrested Development, Community

Food
Everything, really.

Music
Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb.

Jokes
Poop
The six things I could never do without
- My Friends
- Laptop
- Carrots
- Poop Jokes.
- Conventions
- Sense of humour.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New ideas for comedy acts and short films.

Poop jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games with friends.

Rocking out to some NSP

Writing new material

Working?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRW4T06b8PM

I made my first video that I'm proud of enough to share with the public. It's short and dumb, but fuck you, it's funny.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
This video tugged at your heart strings.
You also laugh at poop jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baQBTWd49j4&feature=player_embedded