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26 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


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  • Ages 18-24
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:35pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a bit fucking miffed that I can't choose 'jolly' as my body type. I think it's the best term to use since I'm not really like... fat? I'm more just... like a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Yup! I'm bisexual! Though, dudes, please don't message me. You're all creepy and weird and have your shirts off in your photos. I like meeting dudes in social situations, not online. Sorry!

I say the fuck word a lot, and am generally terrible at communicating online since everything I say comes off disingenuous.
What I’m doing with my life
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I used to make money telling jokes, but I wasn't very good, apparently, so now I'm doing the adult thing and working 'real jobs' until I can figure out what way I want to take my comedy for the 2016 year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being angry. I get upset sometimes, in which case I'm just kinda mopey? but I don't feel comfortable being angry or even being around angry people.

I do like to swear a shit tonne, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shame on me for not having read a book in a long ass time. I used to read so much, but I often feel like I don't have the time to anymore, which is a fucking lie I tell myself to feel better about not reading enough.

I do play a fair amount of video games though, but even that's slowing down in favour of going out and doing things.

Most big RPGs from 1994-2001 are my bread and butter. Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Final Fantasy IX, Super Mario RPG, Suikoden II. All that AND A BAG OF CHIPS, BABY.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Danny Sexbang
Will Stamper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I could have done differently in life.

It's not fucking healthy, but I do it anyways. I can't go back and fix it, but shit I can learn from it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing video games or writing sketches/bits. I'm at a pretty low point so I'm not feeling particularly inspired to write anything funny, but SHIT I know I will be someday.
You should message me if
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You're not an emotionally manipulative jerk.

If you wanna go down by the docks with some booze and sing Aqua into the night, that sounds like a pretty good time to me.