Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
I've been told to start with a joke, so that explains the joke. I
love jokes. If I genuinely laugh with someone, it's just a good way
to break the ice and start having some fun.
I like when people are passionate about something. It can be
ANYTHING, and I think it's really cool. For me, that something is
Stand up Comedy. I'm a Comedy nerd. Patton Oswalt is my favorite,
but I enjoy Louis CK, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, Ellen Degeneres,
Maria Bamford, and Eugene Mirman to name a few (look up Eugene
Mirman: How to Nab a Husband on YouTube, it's worth it).
I like to think of myself as quick witted and try very hard to win
people over by making them laugh. What can I say? I love to
Well big deal, right? Everyone loves to laugh! It would be the
creepiest thing if you met someone, made them laugh and they would
hate it. "hahahaha... Oh damn! Laughter... grrrrr!" >:O
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Chemical Engineer and I'm finishing my first semester of Law
School to become a Patent Attorney.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Piano, Chess (I actually just started playing a bit more recently.
Magnus Carlsen is a BEAST!), Super Smash Bros (bring it on!), Math.
I play tennis and frisbee golf for fun. I also do Stand up Comedy
at open mics occasionally.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sense of humor hands down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Flies, Does God Play Dice?,
Anything by David Foster Wallace (namely Brief Interviews with
Movies: Black Swan, The Dark Knight, Anchorman, Zoolander, Monty
Python and the Holy Grail, Step Brothers, Role Models, Most things
with Will Ferrell in it is usually a good bet.
Shows: I love South Park and Louie. I used to enjoy Family Guy all
of the time, but now it's hit or miss. Futurama is great too.
Arrested Development, Stella, and Drawn Together were probably the
three greatest shows I've ever seen cancelled before their prime.
When I watch TV, which isn't often at all anymore, I usually watch
Comedy Central for stand up or roasts and stuff.
I'm kind of big into musical theater too. I'm not an actor or
singer or anything, and I talk about it only when it's brought up.
My iPod consists mainly of show tunes and stand up acts (it's the
gayest iPod on the planet; I realize and accept this).
Music: Oldies and show tunes. Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Dion and the
Belmonts. Cole Porter is a personal hero of mine. It's Delovely is
my #1 favorite song ever. However, if we're going to dance... the
new stuff is great. I know none of the lyrics (probably for the
best), but the beats get me going, and that's really what the goal
is when dancing: to dance!
Food: I love most of it. Onions can BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE! but
other than that, I'm not picky really. Steak is probably my
favorite. Can't go wrong on a hunk with meat.... and a steak (I
hate MYSELF for that little joke, but damn it, I'm leaving it)!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stand up Comedy!! (Listen to some Patton Oswalt and thank me
Friends to party with
My lucky astrology mood watch... (that's a Steve Martin joke, and a
My extroverted nature
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You want to go to a bar sometime to dance or chill. I actually
prefer a hole-in-the-wall bar to dance clubs, but I can get my
groove on with the best of them. :)
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