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Johnny-Suede

28 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere

My details

Last online
Today – 4:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Persian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Que background music :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WJGeomlGrc&feature=youtu.be

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..And this is part of the reason why I like you already. You don't follow the rules :p

Who am I?.. My name's Johnny Suede (lies). I like to change things up. I'll be spontaneous and do something different, interesting and fun like go on a grand adventure and turn my world upside-down. We all have our own potential. I want to see what that can be.

My life's purpose is to inspire growth in myself and in others.. Nothing moves me more than to see movement in another.. I surround myself with growth, whether it be experiencing the seasons through a nice walk in the forest, or being with good people.

I am extremely artsy

I act, write, draw, paint, sing, play instruments, make films and take photographs.
If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don’t worry..
I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*t from anyone and am generally an ***hole, but you know.. the fun kind that’s impossible to hate.

If life were a movie I would be a villain, the villain you root for.
I am a guy perfectly comfortable making the first move, whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep, or throwing you up against the wall and making out with you hard.. in the rain.

I have explored the world for a couple of years, mostly through social and economic development projects and took some of my friends for good company (but really all that means is that I goofed off and traveled around)
I decided to grow my roots in Winnipeg for now. Most of my friends are artists that are in a variety of mediums, so having an interest in the arts is pretty important.

I read A LOT.. Mostly history, psychology ,ancient poetry and philosophy, metaphysical sciences, and business. I'm pretty mature for my age and am often labeled wise beyond my years. If we hang out there will never be an awkward silence and don’t worry.. if you're nervous, I will just tease you.

I have a polar bear named Teddy.. He has dark brown eyes and loves women, just like me.

I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend, I’m much more interested in personality. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model.. please prove to me that you aren’t all bat sh*t crazy..

Hmm what else.. I was born Canadian, yet I feel more a world citizen, I am an outdoorsman and I miss the Ocean.. The one thing I haven’t explored yet. One day I plan to sail the coast when I’ve fulfilled all my major goals. I think I'll just eventually buy a Carribean Island and build a treehouse.

I’m not taking this too seriously, I don’t play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem. Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister

As for everything else.. My wings span so far, you're just going to have to get to know the not-cyber me
and have a real conversation (re'?l kon'v?r-sa'sh?n)

p.s. If I send you a message that seems strange.. I’m probably just bored and ****ing with you.. But maybe it’s because I’m interested. It depends how funny your reply is
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The Arts
The Dance
The Travel
The Books
The I'm not telling you
The Comedy
The Nature
The Silence
The Soul
The Clubbing Baby Seals
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
How about I roll you up in a carpet and ship you to Greece.. We can drive scooters through the countryside drinking grape juice and eating cheese, dress up in costumes, paint the scene, film the whole thing. I will make you my Mediterranean Princess AHA!!

If you want a friend.. all are welcome.. just make sure your intentions are clear and be honest..

If you're going for the gusto and want some romancing.. low maintenance, classy ladies only..
If you don't know what I mean by classy.. It's ok, your not classy.
If you are classy/ high maintenance.. Props for being classy, you're not my type.

Now If your in a rush to run so blindly into a "relationship" that you happen to hit a wall.. and somehow find yourself waking up on the set of Montell..

I can't help you.

If you are enjoying this way too long, obnoxious write-up. You are weird.. This is good :D

If you are taller than Shaquille O'Neal, look like a Sasquatch, and have the ability to enter men's nightmares..
I WILL END YOU!.. For the male species.. nothing personal..

Or just don't message me.. Your choice.

That being said.

I may be 26 on the exterior, but don't let your eyes deceive you..

I'm actually 5.

Time machine malfunctions.. I'm not getting into it.

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Things I like about you:

“She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you know all there is to know about her immediately upon meeting her, but everything you think you know is wrong. Passion flows through her like a river of blood.

She only looked away for a moment, and the mask slipped, and you fell. All your tomorrows start here.”
- Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things

You are happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind. You can't help being provocative, and curious, and original.

You are open to the world..

Extremely bright, funny, well read and joy swims in the air around you. You can't help that either.. You're a doer more than a watcher.. a creator more than a consumer.. you're fit, and slim.. And your are strong, both in obvious and secret ways..

Few things turn me on more than feeling the curves of the road as I head into the mountains with someone special for a weekend getaway.

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose, so I will know when I see her.

Now that I have intimidated/ offended most of them off.. You must obviously be cool and get it..

BAM! Open book mofo's

Waddup G :D message me! YOU are awesome!!