You don't want to contact me as I'm a horrible person. I hate good
food and company. I dislike animals intensely, and I'm extremely
bad company. I spend my money within minutes of being paid, and
have no sense of financial responsibility. Long words scare
me.
I have the sophistication of a rabid baboon, and people cross the
road when they see me. My mind is completely closed to new
experiences. Underneath my hard exterior beats a heart of pure ice.
In conclusion I don't recommend that you get to know me.
I've just realised that I'm responsible for he credit crunch! My
credit card is now £10 trillion over drawn and that explains why my
CD/DVD and book collections are so extensive. I think I managed to
buy a small country along the way too. Do you think I can get away
with telling Mastercard that someone stole my card a couple of
years ago?
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 5' 6" (1.70m).
Looking For New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism and laughing about it
Sign Sagittarius but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from college/university
Job Science / Tech / Engineering
Income Rather not say
Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), German
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Working for as little time as possible for the greatest
remuneration, and succeeding rather well at the moment. I see two
long words!!!
I'm really good at
Not telling.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
The straightjacket that I'm wearing.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Anything by Clive James or Spike Milligan, other than
that, I love going to book shops and spending too much money.
Anthony
Beevors books about Stalingrad and Berlin are
extraordinary.
Music: My current favourite music is Massive Attack (saw them twice), U2 (seen twice), Oasis (seen twice), Roxy Music (seen once), and other random groups pop in and out of my top ten from week to week. My new iPod is mostly being used to listen to Zero 7, Kosheen and Morcheeba. The Belgian group Hooverphonic are particularly interesting.
Movies: The Man who would be King, The Italian Job, Mash, Withnail and I, Terry Gilliam films, Ferris Buellers Days Off, Pan's Labyrinth, and anything with Leslie Nielson.
TV (I know it's not on the list): Pets, The Sweeney, Life on Mars, The Prisoner, Blackadder, The Fast Show, Men Behaving Badly, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Star Trek.
Food: Almost all food in Belgium is exquisite and I intend to try as many different dishes as possible. Outside of that, I've not met a cuisine that I've not liked ..... yet.
Music: My current favourite music is Massive Attack (saw them twice), U2 (seen twice), Oasis (seen twice), Roxy Music (seen once), and other random groups pop in and out of my top ten from week to week. My new iPod is mostly being used to listen to Zero 7, Kosheen and Morcheeba. The Belgian group Hooverphonic are particularly interesting.
Movies: The Man who would be King, The Italian Job, Mash, Withnail and I, Terry Gilliam films, Ferris Buellers Days Off, Pan's Labyrinth, and anything with Leslie Nielson.
TV (I know it's not on the list): Pets, The Sweeney, Life on Mars, The Prisoner, Blackadder, The Fast Show, Men Behaving Badly, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Star Trek.
Food: Almost all food in Belgium is exquisite and I intend to try as many different dishes as possible. Outside of that, I've not met a cuisine that I've not liked ..... yet.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Guess!
No, not that.
OK, yes, that.
No, not that.
OK, yes, that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from my job!
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
Everything I say is a lie.
You should message me if
You're curious, and the voices in your head tell you to.
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